Complete Denial
MOM
OK, who broke these blinds?
CREW
The birdie.
MOM
I don't think so. The birdie didn't leave teeth marks. Now, who broke them?
MAX
Not me!
TIPPER
Not me!
GEORGE
Not me!
(whispers to readers) I think we have a good thing going here. They can't check cat bite impressions yet, can they? We should get a lot of mileage out of this birdie thing!
8 Comments:
Oh I know how you feel. Why can't manufacturers make a "kitty-proof" type of blinds? All the blinds in my home are missing panels like this and it's all due to the Fuzzies. *sigh*
I'm surprised you didn't try to blame it on the Puppy Girls. They broke all the blinds at my house!
Wiblondie
Too bad the doggie had left. You coulda blamed him. Right?? My mum doesn't have any of those type of thingys in her windows.
HEHEHEHEHEHE Oh, I mean, bad birdie, bad!!
Nice work, kids! I've ruined a few blinds in my day...
My mom bought metal blinds (which I've sucessfully bent at times). When she doesn't have time to sit and pet me (or anything else that fills my love-tank), I go into the guest bedroom and paw at the metal blinds. It drives her crazy AND I usually get my attention after that.
Like clockwork...
I KNOW! I KNOW!
It was my sister Olivia! She bit the blinds! She does it at my house too! All the time!
oh, with santa coming soon i don't think you shoulda done that
That's some impressive vandalism, no matter who the culprit was!
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