My Table Pose
GEORGE
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Before it gets too much past Thanksgiving, I wanted to show you this picture of me practicing to be the table centerpiece. Mom vetoed my decorating idea though and made me get down before she put the food out. I thought I looked quite elegant though.
There are people who would faint dead away at this sight, those poor, unfortunates who are not cat lovers. They should be pitied. Anyone who lives with cats knows we won't be kept off of places we want to be so don't even bother trying!!
I'm sure you'll all agree with me the world would be a much better place if we cats were allowed to just do things the way we want to.
18 Comments:
Hilarious! I love it when people tell my agent, "You know...I trained my cat to stay off of the table and counter tops..."
I just chuckle to myself and think, "Yep. You trained him to stay off those when you are around."
We do what we want...when we want.
I SOOOO Agree, George. My favorite spot is on top of the fridge....I survey my kingdom from there.
~Meg (The Guyzos)
You look so purrfect as a center piece! I can't believe she made you get down after putting out a tablecloth and placemats that set off your coloring so nicely!
Actually, Georgia has never liked the countertops and has never jumped on them.
oh, you woulda made a purrfect centerpeece - they coulda put the turkee rite thare in fronta you.
Even the Tall Man doesn't care about us on the table anymore. Well, sometimes when there are guests we aren't allowed up there while they're eating. Poor sad cat people will never understand.
Kaze
We hear ya, George! We agree that you do look very elegant. Un-cat people just don't get it; we pity 'em!
You look great up there, George. Nice work! Technically, I'm 'not allowed' on the table, and Nick and Kate always shoo me off when they see me up there. But Kate *secretly* thinks I look amazingly cute up there, and finds it hard to boot me off when Nick's not around, even though she should. It's an objective fact: cats look good on tables. They are a platform forus to pose on while people heap praise on us and wish they were us!
Most peoples don't know how much doggie drool and ofur fings are efurrywhere a doggie lives. At least we clean ourselves.
well, my house would be lots quieter wifout "sammy, get off the table" being said efurry 10 seconds. - Sammy
I thinks you look just right for the table. But I wouldn't wanted them to confuse the turkey with you and carve you up for dinner. That would not be cool.
Yoo are such a talented centurpeace. Its obvious yoo shuld be in the centur cause of yer grate poise and stature.
I'd luv to write more but I gotta check owt the coats of many colors!
I think you're the perfect centerpiece! Sorry your mom was such a grump about it.
You make a very elegant centerpiece. Too bad you didn't get to stay.
I certainly DO agree with you, and you are much better than a candle or a vase of flowers!
Woohoo, you should start scratching furiously on the table, especially with so many plates around. I love to do that and see my fur landing all over.
From soon-to-be-hairless Chang Chang
I like to be on tables too! I think you'd make a great centerpiece! My mommy's family would like the idea, but my daddy's family? No way. They're, you know, *dog people.*
Amen, George. You tell those beans. As I unnerstand it, the rule about the table is, "Don't get caught up there." Oops.
Oh, Geroge, you'd fit right in at our house! What better centerpiece could one want? -- Alberta, Sky, Blackie, Charlie and Maggie Fu
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