Tuesday, January 16, 2007

A Gift for Our Empress

GEORGE & MAX

Well, we've been promoted into Empress Kukka-Maria's prestigous Tomcat Stable. We're among good company...William & Zeus have already welcomed us. We're not quite sure what's expected of a guy being in such a lofty position except to offer undying love for our Empress.

That and, of course, be willing to fight battles to defend her honor and bring back treasures and trophies from our many adventures. So, as a sign of our devotion Empress, we offer this emerald necklace to match your beautiful green eyes. Such a small bauble will pale in comparison to your elegance and beauty, but we hope you'll accept it as a token from your devoted subjects.

At 167.97 carat weight, you may need to have one of your servants (that would be your Agent or Brach) walk alongside you to carry it lest it drag on the floor, but that's OK! We're sorry we couldn't give it to you in time for the Golden Globe Awards. You would have looked stunning wearing it with your muu muu!

11 Comments:

At January 16, 2007 2:16 PM, Blogger Kukka-Maria said...

Thank you boys so much for the lovely gift! Don't worry about not having it for the Golden Globes...even this wouldn't have counter-acted the muumuu I was forced to wear!

I hope your mom doesn't get too mad when she gets her credit card bill!

Thanks again!

 
At January 16, 2007 2:55 PM, Blogger The Meezers said...

great gift guys! Welcome to the TomCat stable. - Miles

 
At January 16, 2007 4:19 PM, Blogger Cecilia & The 2Bs said...

Congratulations on being part of the Tomcat stable.

 
At January 16, 2007 6:44 PM, Blogger Derby said...

WOW! Just a little bauble for the dear Empress. That sort of matches the crown I gave her last summer!

 
At January 16, 2007 7:44 PM, Blogger Merlin said...

Oh, I'm jealous! I wanna be in the Tomcat stable. And I don't even know what that means.

 
At January 17, 2007 9:33 AM, Blogger Zeus said...

Why do I suddenly have this feeling of inadequacy?

I suppose size really does matter. Sigh...

 
At January 17, 2007 11:47 AM, Blogger Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Congrats! Truly an honor indeed, you guys are well deserving!

Latte

 
At January 17, 2007 11:58 AM, Blogger Gemini said...

Oh that is furry lovely indeed! Kukka Maria has made a good choice in you guys.

 
At January 17, 2007 5:18 PM, Anonymous Karen Jo said...

What a wonderful gift. You make a great addition to the Tomcat Stable.

 
At January 17, 2007 10:44 PM, Blogger Lux said...

That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!

 
At January 18, 2007 7:56 AM, Blogger Dragonheart said...

Wow! That's a great gift for Kukka-Maria! Although it's all shiny and sparkly, so I want to play with it!

 

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