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MOM
George, you got some mail today.
Really? I can't believe it... I finally won the lottery!
No, it’s from your doctor’s office.
GEORGE(sighs & rolls eyes) What do they want now, more of my blood? They’re a bunch of vampires over there!
MOMIt’s time for your annual checkup
GEORGE
No. No, that can’t be…that’s impossible…I was just there the other day! I remember it quite clearly.
MOM
They say it’s time for your rabies booster and FVRCP test.
GEORGE
Well, they must be WRONG!! I keep impeccable records and I know I was just there a few days ago!
MOM
I’m sorry dear, but that was over a year ago. You know, sometimes I have “senior moments” too and I forget things. It’s quite normal to...
GEORGEAre you saying I’m getting FEEBLE MINDED now that I’m 10?! I'm as sharp as I ever was! I have a mind like a steel trap and I run this household like a well-oiled machine! I’m senior cat here and nothing gets past me!
You know, in some cultures they venerate the older generation and just because a guy meditates more and doesn’t play as much as he used to doesn’t mean a thing and, and uh…um…what were we talking about again, Mom?
MOMYour mail.
GEORGE
Oh, did I get mail?
posted by The Crew @ 10:15 AM
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26 Comments:
Oh Rats, the vet....
blah.
I think they just want our money...
I went to the vet once, and now I have no front claws and my personality has been altered. But I fixed them, I grew back a clay and it's as good and sharp as any...I can still rip things to shreds.
But I try to be nice...
Nice to meet ya, stop by often.
I read your meme, too, but I'm commenting on it here. It was cute.
George buddy I feel yore pain. I'm back to the v-e-t- AGAIN on Friday. I fink dey ARE vampires. Mom said since I'm hyperthyroid I haff to go effrey six months!
Yore pal,
Bounce
Hahahahahahahaha...my mom can't stop laughing. I, on the other paw, totally understand that humans don't have a good grasp of time. While we cats are more like Einstein and understand that time is relative. There is no good time for shots and check ups at the vet.
Ew,the v.e.t.! Yup v.e.t.beans are deffunately vampires. And I think they're aliens too cuz they like to stick stuff up our kittybutts!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
Sheesh, poor woman is going senile!
Well at least it is just a routine visit.
HaHaHaHaHa! Mommy has "moments" just like you!
i know, i've been there TWICE lately and i just heard i have to go back AGAIN. sigh. what did we do to deserve this treatment????
our mom is senile and forgets things too.
By the way George, you should pee on them while they are stealing your bloods. - Miles
What do you mean the vet is a vampirrre? I thought fleas and ticks werrre that? Although, I must say I've neverrr had fleas orrr ticks. I do take special baths. I like rrreading about Maxwell Smartkitty's wrrrestling matches. How mancattly!
Jade
Ha ha! Mommy chuckled at that one because she has "senior" moments too! I, of course, do not forget anything. Really what more is ther than eat, sleep and whap a furball?
Run, George, run. Dey are gonna put somefing in yoor #13 and it's not fun!
I'd try to hide that mail, if I were you. The V-E-T is no fun!
Titus
Ugh...I got one of those things too. Then I had to go to the VET. Then I have to go BACK next week for my rabies. It'll be OK, they aren't too mean....well except for the booty thing.
Kaze
Thanks, George, for reminding me it's time to start batting the mail under the couch before the humans read it!
Rocky
I don't think it was a senior moment George, stress can make you forget things and finding out you need to go right back to the vet, is definitely a high stress moment...
Oh NO! Time for your Rooster shots! Run for your life!
*grin* George. I'm sorry to hear you have to go to the vet.
George, with any luck you'll forget the dr's visit also.
I hope it's just the easy stuff this time around.
Hugs, Tyler
Lol... George you too cute :)
Oh George. It is clear that your mind is sharp as ever, you just have less patience for nonsense like trips to the vet. I hope it's over quickly for you!
Yucks! The shooty person again!
I'm sure you didn't wemember wwong, it's your Mom who gotted it wwong. I think it's the shooty people who doesn't know how to count the cowwect number of days to a year!
MomBean says gigglin' wouldn't be nice. Try calling the vet to reschedule for say, 2009?
The vets won't leave the kitties alone now would they!
China Cat & I are lucky (???) because we already did our annual this year!
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