Tuesday, July 17, 2007

My Latest Mail

MOM

George, you got some mail today.

GEORGE

Really? I can't believe it... I finally won the lottery!

MOM

No, it’s from your doctor’s office.

GEORGE

(sighs & rolls eyes) What do they want now, more of my blood? They’re a bunch of vampires over there!

MOM

It’s time for your annual checkup

GEORGE

No. No, that can’t be…that’s impossible…I was just there the other day! I remember it quite clearly.

MOM

They say it’s time for your rabies booster and FVRCP test.

GEORGE

Well, they must be WRONG!! I keep impeccable records and I know I was just there a few days ago!

MOM

I’m sorry dear, but that was over a year ago. You know, sometimes I have “senior moments” too and I forget things. It’s quite normal to...

GEORGE

Are you saying I’m getting FEEBLE MINDED now that I’m 10?! I'm as sharp as I ever was! I have a mind like a steel trap and I run this household like a well-oiled machine! I’m senior cat here and nothing gets past me!

You know, in some cultures they venerate the older generation and just because a guy meditates more and doesn’t play as much as he used to doesn’t mean a thing and, and uh…um…what were we talking about again, Mom?

MOM

Your mail.

GEORGE

Oh, did I get mail?



26 Comments:

At July 17, 2007 10:48 AM, Blogger Caesar and Princess said...

Oh Rats, the vet....
blah.

I think they just want our money...

 
At July 17, 2007 12:59 PM, Blogger Gretchen said...

I went to the vet once, and now I have no front claws and my personality has been altered. But I fixed them, I grew back a clay and it's as good and sharp as any...I can still rip things to shreds.
But I try to be nice...
Nice to meet ya, stop by often.
I read your meme, too, but I'm commenting on it here. It was cute.

 
At July 17, 2007 1:12 PM, Blogger Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

George buddy I feel yore pain. I'm back to the v-e-t- AGAIN on Friday. I fink dey ARE vampires. Mom said since I'm hyperthyroid I haff to go effrey six months!

Yore pal,
Bounce

 
At July 17, 2007 2:15 PM, Blogger Shilgiah the Cat said...

Hahahahahahahaha...my mom can't stop laughing. I, on the other paw, totally understand that humans don't have a good grasp of time. While we cats are more like Einstein and understand that time is relative. There is no good time for shots and check ups at the vet.

 
At July 17, 2007 2:15 PM, Blogger Chairman Mao said...

Ew,the v.e.t.! Yup v.e.t.beans are deffunately vampires. And I think they're aliens too cuz they like to stick stuff up our kittybutts!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

 
At July 17, 2007 4:57 PM, Blogger Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Sheesh, poor woman is going senile!

 
At July 17, 2007 4:58 PM, Blogger Derby said...

Well at least it is just a routine visit.

 
At July 17, 2007 6:09 PM, Blogger Parker said...

HaHaHaHaHa! Mommy has "moments" just like you!

 
At July 17, 2007 6:41 PM, Blogger Edsel/The Pooch said...

i know, i've been there TWICE lately and i just heard i have to go back AGAIN. sigh. what did we do to deserve this treatment????

 
At July 17, 2007 6:53 PM, Blogger The Meezers said...

our mom is senile and forgets things too.

By the way George, you should pee on them while they are stealing your bloods. - Miles

 
At July 17, 2007 8:48 PM, Blogger lordjaders said...

What do you mean the vet is a vampirrre? I thought fleas and ticks werrre that? Although, I must say I've neverrr had fleas orrr ticks. I do take special baths. I like rrreading about Maxwell Smartkitty's wrrrestling matches. How mancattly!

Jade

 
At July 17, 2007 9:09 PM, Blogger Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

Ha ha! Mommy chuckled at that one because she has "senior" moments too! I, of course, do not forget anything. Really what more is ther than eat, sleep and whap a furball?

 
At July 17, 2007 10:26 PM, Blogger Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Run, George, run. Dey are gonna put somefing in yoor #13 and it's not fun!

 
At July 18, 2007 7:10 AM, Blogger The Furry Kids said...

I'd try to hide that mail, if I were you. The V-E-T is no fun!

Titus

 
At July 18, 2007 7:57 AM, Blogger Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Ugh...I got one of those things too. Then I had to go to the VET. Then I have to go BACK next week for my rabies. It'll be OK, they aren't too mean....well except for the booty thing.

Kaze

 
At July 18, 2007 8:21 AM, Blogger Artsy Catsy said...

Thanks, George, for reminding me it's time to start batting the mail under the couch before the humans read it!

Rocky

 
At July 18, 2007 8:41 AM, Anonymous Cheysuli said...

I don't think it was a senior moment George, stress can make you forget things and finding out you need to go right back to the vet, is definitely a high stress moment...

 
At July 18, 2007 8:59 AM, Blogger Daisy said...

Oh NO! Time for your Rooster shots! Run for your life!

 
At July 18, 2007 9:47 AM, Blogger Dragonheart said...

*grin* George. I'm sorry to hear you have to go to the vet.

 
At July 18, 2007 11:32 AM, Blogger Tyler said...

George, with any luck you'll forget the dr's visit also.
I hope it's just the easy stuff this time around.
Hugs, Tyler

 
At July 18, 2007 11:46 AM, Blogger Ariel said...

Lol... George you too cute :)

 
At July 18, 2007 7:24 PM, Blogger Mattingly said...

Oh George. It is clear that your mind is sharp as ever, you just have less patience for nonsense like trips to the vet. I hope it's over quickly for you!

 
At July 18, 2007 8:02 PM, Blogger Boy said...

Yucks! The shooty person again!
I'm sure you didn't wemember wwong, it's your Mom who gotted it wwong. I think it's the shooty people who doesn't know how to count the cowwect number of days to a year!

 
At July 19, 2007 6:51 AM, Blogger Monty Q. Kat said...

MomBean says gigglin' wouldn't be nice. Try calling the vet to reschedule for say, 2009?

 
At July 19, 2007 5:44 PM, Blogger caricature said...

The vets won't leave the kitties alone now would they!

 
At July 19, 2007 8:38 PM, Blogger Willow said...

China Cat & I are lucky (???) because we already did our annual this year!

 

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