An Explanation of the Barbie House

GEORGE

OK, Max and I talked about this and we decided we want to set the record straight here. Our friends Bounce, Lucy & Trixie were surprised that big Mancats like us actually play in a pink Barbie house, which most of us call a tent.

Bounce, as one guy to another, I must tell you that at first we were very upset when Mom brought home PINK tents for us! Why couldn't she have bought blue tents, or green, or yellow or any color except pink?? Max and I said "No way are we going to be seen playing in girlie tents!". I even posted about it. And... just so everyone knows, it was MOM that first started calling it a Barbie house, not us!!

MISTY

Hey, what's the matter with PINK?! It's my signature color and all The Pink Ladies wear it!

GEORGE

Oh for heaven's sake, this isn't about you...it's about me and Max. You weren't even born yet when this happened! I'm trying to explain something to my friend Bounce!

(rolls eyes & sighs) Anyway, then we met Skeezix and Kismet, two of the manliest guys ever! Skeezix's favorite color is pink and he wears it every chance he gets. He even wears it out in public when he goes strollering. And Kismet, who invented the word "Mancat", is so confident in his manliness that he wasn't embarrassed to pose in a pink Hugh Hefner robe! (lowers voice ) And let me tell you, Bounce, he was a huge hit with the ladies, if you know what I mean!!



















So after realizing that a real Mancat doesn't need to be afraid of pink, and after seeing how much fun Tipper had playing in a cool tent, we decided to give it a try and it was really great. I'm just sorry we waited so long to try it, but now we each go in it when we have something as great as a new 'nip ravioli and we need a little privacy. It's also great for when Tipper & Misty have their boyfriends, Mattingly & Speedy over, or Max wants to entertain his girlfriend Harlie, 'cause there's two rooms and there's plenty of space to relax.

So anycat that doesn't have a tent, even a pink one, I highly recommend them, no matter what color they are. You know, it's not too soon to start working on your list for Santa!