I Demand Satisfaction
GEORGE
My Dad's brother Uncle J came over to help Dad lift the new sinktop onto the cabinet and he said I look small. What?? Me, SMALL?!!! I 'll have you know I weigh almost 20 lb, Uncle J! I am anything but small!!
Now granted, Uncle J hasn't seen me in a long time so maybe I should make some allowances for his stupid comment, but I'm quite miffed over this. If I weighed only 8 lb. like Misty does (sorry about divulging your weight to the world Mist, but I'm trying to make a point here) I might be considered small, but I think almost 20 lb. is quite a respectable weight for a Mancat, don't you agree guys?
I think the problem was Uncle J's viewing perspective. I mean, I was napping on the couch after all, curled up into a ball, so he couldn't see my full length & girth. Had he been able to see me in all my glory, I doubt if he would have made a comment unworthy of a real Mancat like myself.Dad's been trying to calm me down, telling me several times a day that I'm not small. Thank you Dad. It's not your fault Uncle J is an insensitive oaf!
But friends, here's the problem. Do you think I should demand an apology from Uncle J, or perhaps challenge him to a duel. I'm sure a few whaps from my massive paw to his rather large nose would bring him to his senses!
While I await your answers, I'll work at my scratching post, honing my claws to razor sharpness.
posted by The Crew @ 8:28 AM
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19 Comments:
Oh you'z can't be that small at 20lbs!
As a female cat, I am thinking you should take that as a compliment!
Remember George, it is better to be a lion who is under estimated than a mouse who is over estimated...
Small!?!?!? You are a very big Mancat! You are bigger than more than THREE of me!
We think da next time he's there you should step yoor almost 20 pounds on to some sensitive part of his anatomy...that'd show him!
I think at least one whap to the nose is called for . . . but then you shouldprobably let it go. At least you weren't called "fat" or "tubby" . . . or like my cousin Sebastian "waddles."
Duel! Duel! Duel!
Duels are super manly!
Love,
Tazo
Cobalt: 20 pounds? Wow. I weigh 4 pounds and Wrigley weighs 3 pounds and the mom bean is saying that we are getting big way too fast. Though we aren't mancats yet, we're just kittens. I wonder how big we'll be when we grow up.
We think the duel sounds like much more fun than an apology!
You are a big man-cat! and handsome too!
You are a very handsome mancat.I'd forgive Uncle J. Mancatliness is a state of mind. Besies,would you rather be called fat ? That's what The Man calls me.
20 pounds?! *gasp*
That is very large.
Go forth and terminate!
Probably the dust from the bathroom remodel got into his eyes. We suggest whapping of catnip mice at 10 paces. Who ever gets the tail off first wins.
20lbs is NOT small! That is even bigger than Sesame! And I think Sesame is HUGE!
George, dude, 20 lbs! I think that violence doesn't solve what's wrong - your uncle needs his eyes examined!
Don't worry, 20 lbs is awesome. I only hope to become such a beefcake!
~Goldie
Duel!
Duel!
Oh, definitely a duel. Whap him good! Several times!
jans funny farm
strike him on the wrist with your glove and the challenge is on!
no one calls me small...and i'm probably bigger than you...just a handsome hunk of mancat.
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