Wednesday, July 09, 2008

I've Inherited a Fortune!


Now that my secretary (aka Mom) is back we finally got around to checking my e-mail and look what I found. Some kind lady named Mrs. Tina Rafer wants to give me $2,500,000 for "a specific and good work" when she goes to the bridge! Isn't that nice of her to pick me since I'm neither motherless or a widow and I don't go to church? I think maybe she knows that I've wanted a stroller for a long time and wants to help me get one. Here is what she wrote.

Mrs. Tina Q. Rafer
Hello Dear,

My name is Mrs.Tina Q. Rafer, I am a dying woman who have decided to donate
what I have to you/ church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for
about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me
everything he worked for. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have
inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow
my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray that the
good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has
because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than one hour.

I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $2,500,000 (two million five hundred thousand
ollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less
privilege and also for the assistance of the widows. At the moment I cannot take any
telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health
status. I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my will you
and he will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you. I wish you all the
best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and
always extend the good work to others. Contact my lawyer (Barrister Parker Brown)
with this specified email: and tell him that I have WILLED
( $2,500,000.00) to you and I have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to
you for a specific and good work. I know I don't know you but I have been directed to
do this. Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is
accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. And Also I
will be contacting with you by email as I don't want my relation or anybody to know
because they are always around me.

Mrs. Mrs.Tina Q. Rafer

Happy moments,praise God.
Difficult moments,seek God.
Quiet moments,worship God.
Painful moments,trust God.
Every moment,thank God.

Poor dear...she can't take any phone calls 'cause her family is hanging around, otherwise I'd try to call her and meow how much I appreciate her generosity. Mom says $2,500,000 is a fortune. That means I'll be getting a lot of green papers and could buy strollers for everycat I know, plus more! So, for my "specific good work", as soon as I get the green papers I plan to buy every one of my friends their own personal stroller! Isn't that great?!

But first I have to open a bank account so I can safely keep all the green papers Mrs. Tina Rafer's attorney, Parker Brown, will be sending me. I think I should go to the bank right away.

But wait...I see that Mrs. Tina Rafer sent me this e-mail on July 3 while Mom & Dad were away. What if she's already had her operation and has gone to the bridge?! Does that mean someone else got MY green papers?! How will I give every cat a stroller now?

I'm a little concerned about this. You don't think Mrs. Tina Rafer is trying to trick us poor innocent cats, do you?


At July 09, 2008 7:22 AM, Blogger T'Abby Normal said...

As a cat, I am naturally suspicious of anything those humans do. Check it out carefully!

At July 09, 2008 7:45 AM, Blogger The Meezers said...

you are very lucky!! i think it's legit! - Miles ::looking through e-mail to find out where his million dollars from the south african government went::

At July 09, 2008 7:45 AM, Blogger The Meezers said...

you are very lucky!! i think it's legit! - Miles ::looking through e-mail to find out where his million dollars from the south african government went::

At July 09, 2008 8:25 AM, Blogger Babs (Beetle) said...

No, no! It's mine. They said it was mine. I have planned what I will spend it on already.

Purrs, Sukie X

At July 09, 2008 9:30 AM, Blogger Queen Snickers and Empress said...

Hmmm maybe I should read those emails in Chinese more carefully. Maybe some poor little Chinese lady wants to give me money too!! ~Queen Snickers

At July 09, 2008 11:26 AM, Blogger goldenshade said...

Holy Crap!!!!!! I just deleted three of those.

Stupid! Stupid! STUPID!!!!!!


At July 09, 2008 12:12 PM, Blogger Sunny's Mommy said...

While your specific good work sounds wonderful, unfortunately I think she's playing a mean trick on you :(

At July 09, 2008 12:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my! One must be careful about emails from beans. Sometimes they are not what they seem to be!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

At July 09, 2008 1:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Darn, we thought we were getting $2,500,000! Do you think that purrhaps it is a trick?

At July 09, 2008 2:52 PM, Blogger Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

We can give Tina our Paypal address so she wont need anny costs ta give us her fortune...

At July 09, 2008 3:32 PM, Blogger Cheysuli and gemini said...

I can't imagine someone would be that rude! I bet she will give you all that money.

At July 09, 2008 4:28 PM, Blogger Mo said...

I think I got that same e-mail... do you think this means we're co-inheritors?

Not The Mama

At July 09, 2008 5:08 PM, Blogger TT said...

You could buy lots and lots of nip wif's that. Oh and has a party and lots of treats and omc's I can thinks of lots of stuffs to buys with green papers. I fink that Tina Rafer is for real!!

At July 09, 2008 5:34 PM, Blogger Derby said...

If the money ever shows up in your bank account let me know. I am sure your beans might let you use their's for this.

At July 09, 2008 6:24 PM, Blogger Angus Mhor said...

George, She is a very tricksy lady and remember that she won't give you something for nothing...I'd be a little leery of that "specific good work"...sounds very tricksy.

At July 09, 2008 7:54 PM, Blogger The Island Cats said...

Hmmmm, George...the whole thing smells stinky to us!

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

At July 09, 2008 9:22 PM, Blogger Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

As mom always sez "something about dis stinks". But, if yoo do get 2,500,000 we would like a blue stroller please.

At July 09, 2008 10:43 PM, Blogger Lux said...

Umm, maybe (she's trying to trick you).

At July 10, 2008 12:42 AM, Blogger Chairman Mao said...

Hummm, it kinda smells like fish to me, too... or spam!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

At July 10, 2008 2:53 AM, Blogger Dragonheart & Merlin said...

We think she is trying to trick you! She doesn't sound like a very nice person.

At July 10, 2008 4:34 AM, Blogger MISS PEACH >(^.^) said...

mommy saidshe got this too! Not a nice thing to fool with our minds like that! Bad lady!


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