I'm Mad at Dad
MAX
I've always suspected that George is Dad's favorite and now I have PROOF! (Just so everyone knows, Mom loves us all the same, but Dad loves George more than the rest of us.)
Anyway, last night while he was eating his dinner I went over and sat in front of him so I could see what was in his bowl (chili), and decide if I should ask for some (I didn't). He commented to Mom about how big I am and she petted my head and said "Don't forget, Max is handsome and smart, too." Then Dad asked how much I weigh and she told him and he asked how much George weighs and she told him. Did he forget that I'm the BIGGER BROTHER?!
Then Dad said something that really made me mad. He said, "Well maybe Max's fur is just more plump than George's!"
WHAT?!!! I couldn't believe my ears...whoever heard of "plump fur"!!!! I'm bigger than George and that's just the way it is, Dad! Why is it so impossible to believe that George is not always bigger, better, first or best?
I'm OK with the fact that he's your favorite because Mom pays lots of attention to ME and gives ME special scritches & pats, but EVERYONE knows that I'm the bigger brother and I expect you to admit the truth, Dad.
So I've decided that I'll be mad at you for a while...at least until you apologize. (stalks off, tail and head held high!)
posted by The Crew @ 6:17 AM
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18 Comments:
Well, you look bigger to me!
Purrs, Sukie x
I think you look bigger, too!
I would not forgive him until he gives you a bunch of treats!
::shock:: He did not say the F word did he??
you look like the bigger brother to us too!
Temptation treats are definitely in order!
It's OK to be bigger. Grayson is the big brother, but I'm the bigger kitty. Either way is OK.
Gandalf
You are definitely the bigger brother. I think having favorites is a dad thing. Good thing that moms love us all equally. :)
Love,
Tazo
You do sorta' kinda' look bigger...
You stick to your guns! Daddas are NOT supposed to have favorites!!
My daddas changes all the time, just depends on who is being naughty and who is being nice, MOmma calls him a grumpy old man and Dadda is still only youngish! ;)
protest!!! more treats more treats more treats meow
You are bigger, and you're right I've never heard of plump fur... although I may use it later.
I think you look bigger AND your fur is plumper...and your dad owes you some extra treats and scritches.
Don't fergit to put da bitey on yer dad too - then he'll know you mean business!
P.S. - fanks fer joining us in our celebration yesterday!
OOOOOOO NO u ar not bigger u dads eyes side is not as good as he finks it is iam George and my bean call me littel guy Y well i dont like the word BIG iam 25 p of FLUFF u bean dad is jus jealousy u is so cute
The "nerve" you deserve some treats
as an apology :)
You have to be bigger to be the big brother - duh! You'd better get some serious treats Max!
You tell 'em Max! Make him feel guilty for being nasty.
Huffle Mawson
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