11, and I've Still Got It

GEORGE

Remember when Max was defending his world heavyweight title and he & Misty held their big wrestling match?

Well, I thought maybe you'd like to see some shots of a recent action-packed bout between Tipper & me. Yes, I know you're probably surprised that at 11 1/2, a mature guy like me can still wrestle, but I must say, I think I held my own pretty well.

I was minding my own business and the whole thing started when Tipper issued a challenge.

"Y' up for a few rounds?" she taunted. I'm sure she was thinking she could catch me off guard and take me easily since she's 6 years younger.



Feeling the need to defend my position as Senior Cat and not being one to back down from a challenge, 'specially one from my own sister, I said "Yer on, sister!!", and we got into the ring.











"Give it yer best shot, y' old fuddy-duddy", she sneered.

"Who you callin' a fuddy-duddy?!", I shouted.

"YOU!" You can't take me. Yer old!", she hissed. And we began circling slowly, each sizing up the other's weaknesses while we planned our attacks.

"That's what you think!" I yelled, and I moved in, first whapping her in the head to stun her, then knocking her off balance while grabbing her around the middle and furiously bunny kicking her soft underbelly with all my might.

"Is that all ya' got, y' old geezer?", she panted. As you can tell, she was egging me on, just asking for it!
















"GEEZER?", I screamed. "I'll show ya' who's a geezer!", and I let her have it, flexing my bulging muscles and pummeling her with my mighty Mancat paws.



Everything was going extremely well, if I do say so myself. I was just about to pin her to the mat with my full 17 lb., using my ferocious African-cat, toothy-death, take-down move, when suddenly she cried out "Mom, help... he's biting me!"

Isn't that just like a girl to wimp out and call for Mom when she's about to be pinned by her far superior opponent!!

MOM

George, stop it.

GEORGE

What. She started it!! I'm only telling it the way it happened.

MOM

You're embellishing, and that's enough.

GEORGE

Hmmpff...fine! But I still won the match!!