Monday, March 16, 2009

A Lesson for the Day

GEORGE

Mom saw a commercial on TV about reducing belly fat. As I happened to be walking around on the coffee table at the time, she reached over and rudely grabbed my belly and made some snide remark about it.

Speak for yourself, woman!! Do I go around grabbing your belly?!

For your information, I think I look just fine. OK, I'll admit a have a very small...alright, a medium sized pouch in that area, but it's nothing any other mature gentleman cat of my age doesn't have. I have no plans to change anything about my food intake or my lack of exercise, so let's have some food in this bowl!!

MAX

She didn't mention the "D" word again, did she?! I'm the bigger brother in this family. Should I be worried?

GEORGE

Calm down and remember what I taught you. We're in charge around here and everything is under control. It's very simple, Max... if she feeds us the wrong thing, we throw up or refuse to eat. Then she gets all worried, caves in and gives us what we want. We just have to stand firm!! We can hold out longer than she can.

All you kittens out there, this is an important lesson. Learn it early and learn it well and you'll always be fed what you want!

17 Comments:

At March 16, 2009 8:43 AM, Blogger Shilgiah the Cat said...

George, you are a very wise man cat. We aren't kittens but sometimes we forget how much power we have. Thanks for jogging our memories.
Your friends,
Shilgiah, Tommy and Hope

 
At March 16, 2009 9:05 AM, Blogger castle diva said...

Nothing like kitty power!!

Ms. P and Cinza

 
At March 16, 2009 9:09 AM, Blogger Zeus said...

You're absolutely right, George. Spontaneous puking does it every time. No human female can withstand listening to our wretching.

 
At March 16, 2009 9:37 AM, Blogger Cliff and Olivia said...

Wisely spoken. And the indignity getting teased with your manly pouch!

 
At March 16, 2009 9:38 AM, Blogger Fin said...

Excellent message for the young ones.

 
At March 16, 2009 10:18 AM, Blogger The Island Cats said...

Ah! So that's how you get what you want! Thanks for that tip!

 
At March 16, 2009 11:07 AM, Blogger Cat Street Boyz said...

That doesn't fly around here...since that pet food scare Mommy has been using Merrick a family owned business in the USA. Just when it seemed things were getting better, babies died in China from the same thing. Nothings purrrfect but she feels it's safer to know about our food source. Mommy says if all else fails she will have to get a blender and make it herself! That might be good 'cause we love the smell of her people fool and the samples she gives us. She has promised to grow fresh catnip, we are happy about that!!!=^Y^=the Cat Street Boyz

 
At March 16, 2009 11:33 AM, Blogger Angel said...

You are very wise! Thank you for giving us some elder advise.

 
At March 16, 2009 11:57 AM, Blogger Max said...

:::raises paw:::

POWER TO THE KITTIES!!!

Never let the People forget who's in charge!

(and poke 'em in the belly once in a while. It's for their own good...)

 
At March 16, 2009 12:23 PM, Blogger Misha said...

Tell Mummy it's your primordial pouch and lots of kittehs have them.

 
At March 16, 2009 12:48 PM, Blogger William said...

What is it with our moms? Mine says I have a squishy girl belly. I think that's pretty rude too.

 
At March 16, 2009 2:17 PM, Blogger Sunny's Mommy said...

Yep, that's how you deal with the "D" word, George!

 
At March 16, 2009 2:47 PM, Blogger Cheysuli and gemini said...

Very very wise. I find it so annoying when humans call US fat.. sigh

 
At March 16, 2009 3:11 PM, Blogger Daisy said...

My Mommie would like to know how to reduce her belly fat!

 
At March 16, 2009 7:02 PM, Blogger Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

We get those snide comments all the time too. She that accuses should look to herself first!

 
At March 16, 2009 7:25 PM, Blogger Tracey and Huffle said...

I have taught my mum and dad that I will only eat very good and expensive ham. It took them a while but they learnt their lessons.

Huffle Mawson

 
At March 17, 2009 1:51 AM, Blogger michico*Adan said...

There is nothing wrong with your belly, hooray~!

 

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