A Generous offer of Help
See this thing? It's supposed to make Mom's sore back feel better. She puts it in the microwave and gets it toasty warm. Then she leans against it and her back doesn't hurt so much.
You know Mom, I'm a Senior Catizen and I have aches and pains, too, so I'd be happy to try this out for you. I think you should make it warm and put it in my bed with me. Then I'll try it out and give you my expert opinion.
Ahhhh...warm and wonderful. And did you notice it's blue & white. See how perfectly it matches me!
(whispers) Pssst...Max. This thing is great!! You grab one end and I'll get the other. We'll hide it so we can use this one and Mom will think she lost it!!