Using an Undomed Box
GEORGE
Oh for Bast's sake, is it too much to expect a moment of privacy in this house when you answer nature's call!!Take that flashy box away and why isn't the dome on this litterbox? I'm exposed to the entire world here!
MOM
Well I'm sorry, Georgie, but I just finished scooping it. I would have had the top back on in a minute.
GEORGE
Well, I couldn't wait a minute. When you need to go, you need to go!!
MAX
What are you complaining about? She did the same thing to me while I was using the big litterbox in the closet. Then she told everyone I don't cover well enough! It was terribly embarrasing.
GEORGE
You know Mom, a guy likes to use a nice, fresh litterbox in a calm, relaxed manner. First Misty pounces me while I'm trying to get in position, then you show up with the flashy box. This is not what I'd call a calm, relaxed manner!!Really, this is just too much. If anyone wants me I'll be up on the big bed, meditating.
posted by The Crew @ 4:00 AM
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Oh the indignity of it all!
No privacy what so ever! The paparazzi ALWAYS finds you at inopportune moments! You're probably gonna end up on the web somewhere in the gossip columns!!!
We do not think some privacy is to much to ask at a moment like that. Of course there are obligations attached to fame. But, there are limits and they are not to be crossed.
Awww....how awful and embarrassin'!!!
That is horrible! A guy should be able to do his bizness without any drama. Sorry, dude. Hope your next litterbox trip is uneventful.
EG
You deserve your privacy and not to be pounced by a sister. Even though we have two boxes, we always want to use the one Dad is cleaning.
Sheesh. The flashy box is everywhere. Maybe you should poop on the bed next time she does that... Oh yes, and whacky paw your sister.
Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew
Dood, be proud of your ability to drop a bomb while someone is looking AND taking a picture! Buddah gets all upset if someone watches him...me, I don't care.
We're just amazed at how clean the floor is around your little box. Ours usually looks really really really bad...probably because we track a lot of litter outta the box...
Leave a dead rat in your mom's shoe. That'll fix her!
Sly and I are finally home from our honeymoon, and I want to thank you for the wonderful wedding gift. The statue of two kitties hugging each other is purrrrfect! We will treasure it for years!
Luv,
Skittles
Good job, George! I do not think I would be able to "perform" in the litterbox with someone watching me!
I'd stop using the litter box all together...
Since the dome was off you should practice for the litter tossing event. We may have another CatLympics.
How rude. But we think the suggestion about the litter tossing event is a great one. We should know, we got lots of practice.
What a bad bean you have. We would simply die of shame if our toileting was posted on the net for all to see.
The Beins are jus so fascinated when we poop. We dont get it...
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