A "clean" Explanation
MISTY
This is our bath tub. It's where humans stand under water to get dirts and smells off them. When they come out, they wipe themselves all over with a big towel and then they're clean. I've seen Mom do this many times.
Sometimes when Dad stands in here, he sings. Then Mom says "Don't quit your day job".I don't know what that means 'cause when I take a bath I don't stand under water and I don't sing.
posted by The Crew @ 4:45 AM
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And, the best thing of all, you don't have a day job.
Talk about superior beings.
We're lucky cuz we're so much cleaner than those humans....can you imagine having to stand under that water to get clean????? YIKES!!!!!!!
It is strange how humans get clean! Our Mom sings, or yowls, sometimes too!
Humans are odd. We mean, who in their right mind would get wet so they can get clean!
Yes I watch the Woman sometimes when she does the bath thing and fills that with water and it doesn't just wash over her but she sits in it. I find it very disturbing and check it out every two minutes and meow -- to make sure she doesn't drown or something.
Hmmm Moseley sings when we give him a bath, but I don't think it's a happy song. He also gets wiped off with a towel.
~Lisa Co9T
beans is weerd. and they're FURLESS too and that's just ::shudder:: weerd too
I don't sing when I take a bath, either. It's kinda hard to when you have fur on your tongue...
Well, that's cuz us cats have the BESTEST jobs in the whole world! We're the Kings, Queens, Princes, and Princesses of our domains!
It looks like you could be a tightrope walker for YOUR day job!
Umm, am I weird? I like to get in the bath with the Beans and sit on them and let my tail and paws float.
Eric
What your mom says made our mom laugh. Why?
We are usually hanging around to help mom shower too. Scooby sits on the counter and wants to water turned on to drink, Scout sits on the toilet so he can watch the birds at the same time and I lay near the door, to protect her in case a peeper comes. -Shaggy
I don't sing when I get a bath. I yowl and try to run for it.
I show up just as mum gets out of the hot rain room. Then I go in and lick water up off the bottom.
Misty, people are weird.
So you can quit your day job if you want, since you don't sing in the shower. But your dad ... we'll take your mom's word about him.
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