Wednesday, February 24, 2010

An Apology

TIPPER

I am very mad at you, Mom...VERY mad!

Everyone in this family entered a Cat-O-Lympic event except ME! I had lots of pictures I could have posted in lots of events, but did anyone (meaning you, Mom) even ask me if I wanted to participate? NO!!

So, I will not be talking to you, Mom...not until you apologize.

::silence::

(ahem) I SAID, I'm waiting for an apology. Of course, if you were to offer me a treat of some kind that might go a long way to soothe my hurt feelings.

::silence::

MOM!! This is where you're supposed to offer me a bribe.

MOM

A bribe? Oh yes, of course...a bribe. Um, let's see. How about this?

TIPPER

What? One measly piece? Is that supposed to make me feel better?

And why are you letting George sniff it? HE entered an event! I didn't!!

MOM

OK, how about if I give you something on your own plate...something only for you.


TIPPER

Well, I don't know. I'd have to see what you're offering first.

Hmmm... salmon. I do like salmon. And there are 2 large pieces here. But what about the apology?

MOM

Yes, the apology.

I'm very, very sorry Tipp. I got busy and didn't have a chance to enter you in any events. Can you ever forgive me?

TIPPER

(nomnomnom) What wash zhat? Did you shay shomeshing?

Oh yesh...(nomnomnom) apology acshepted...(nomnomnom)

35 Comments:

At February 24, 2010 4:53 AM, Blogger The Whiskeratti said...

Yeah....noms have a way of making it all better, don't they ? :)

 
At February 24, 2010 4:58 AM, Blogger Christine and FAZ said...

A bribe - now why didn't I think of that. FAZ

 
At February 24, 2010 5:08 AM, Blogger The Creek Cats said...

Oh wow, salmon!! What a wonderful peace offering!

 
At February 24, 2010 5:12 AM, Blogger Simba said...

Salmon is a very awesome offering. I think you did very well there.

 
At February 24, 2010 5:24 AM, Blogger Daisy said...

Salmon solves all slights.

 
At February 24, 2010 5:42 AM, Blogger Kea said...

Salmon is better than mere words for an apology! Good for you for laying on enough guilt to get some. Heh.

 
At February 24, 2010 5:58 AM, Blogger Eric and Flynn said...

How unfair that you couldn't enter an event. The bribery seems to be working though.

 
At February 24, 2010 6:57 AM, Blogger The Kitty Krew said...

Tipp, we don't blame you for being mad. You should have held out for extra salmon before accepting the apology, though... ;)

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

 
At February 24, 2010 7:01 AM, Blogger AttieCattie said...

mmmmmmm salmons! your mommeh is defiitely forgived after salmons.

 
At February 24, 2010 7:31 AM, Blogger Cat of Nine Tales said...

Next Valentines Day, just send salmon!
~Lisa Co9T

 
At February 24, 2010 8:09 AM, Blogger Busby and Raymond said...

Now that is one tasty apology!

 
At February 24, 2010 8:58 AM, Blogger Angel and Kirby said...

We would accept salmon and an apology!

 
At February 24, 2010 8:59 AM, Blogger Siamese peaches said...

A bribe! It's the highest form of a cat apology! Great group of kitties you have here!

 
At February 24, 2010 9:23 AM, Blogger Love Meow said...

Yummy! Salmon always works wonders :).

 
At February 24, 2010 9:29 AM, Blogger The Furry Kids said...

Yum! Salmon is known for it's ability to peacefully resolve conflicts. hee hee

Love,
Tazo

 
At February 24, 2010 9:30 AM, Blogger Cheysuli and gemini said...

Personally, I think I'd rather have salmon than be entered into a competition. That could just be me. Not that I got EITHER of those things...

 
At February 24, 2010 10:08 AM, OpenID chezcat1970 said...

Salmon soothes away all stress!

 
At February 24, 2010 10:28 AM, Blogger The Island Cats said...

We think we woulda rather had salmon than enter the competitions!!

 
At February 24, 2010 11:48 AM, Blogger Amy and The House of Cats said...

Wow, what a great appology - Salmon! You are super lucky!

 
At February 24, 2010 12:47 PM, Blogger One Cats Nip said...

oh wow thats a lotta salmon! *drool*

 
At February 24, 2010 2:49 PM, Blogger Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Wow, dat was some nice bribe. Our mom din't enter us in anything either. We din't even get to see a lot of entries cuz mom was bizzy getting ready fur Spay Day. We furgived her cuz she was doing stuff to help aminals. Still, we is gonna try yoor trick and get her to bribe us. If we can wake her up...she's napping like a cat.

 
At February 24, 2010 3:47 PM, Blogger TK said...

Good fur you Tipper! You holds out fur the good stuff.
Mommy says your narratives are grate!
TK

 
At February 24, 2010 4:09 PM, Blogger Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

We like how your mummy thinks. Hmmm, maybe our mummy needs to apologize to us for something...

 
At February 24, 2010 4:55 PM, OpenID catsintrees said...

Who needs a medal, when you already have a heart of gold? And in the way of apologies, salmon is a very good one.

 
At February 24, 2010 4:56 PM, Blogger Brian said...

It really is okay, we all knew you were a winner anyways!

 
At February 24, 2010 5:10 PM, Blogger Sweet Praline said...

Good food works every time.

 
At February 24, 2010 5:18 PM, Blogger Jan's Funny Farm said...

So glad you worked that out so there is peace in the family.

 
At February 24, 2010 5:49 PM, Blogger Laila and Minchie said...

Oh, yes, we could easily be bribed too!

 
At February 24, 2010 6:23 PM, Blogger Derby said...

Good noms make it all better.

 
At February 24, 2010 9:05 PM, Blogger Fin said...

Sure glad that's all worked out!

 
At February 25, 2010 4:57 PM, Blogger Pierro said...

You put your paw down and got what you demanded. WOW
You are one powerful girl kitty

bonks

 
At February 25, 2010 9:57 PM, Blogger Ayla and Iza said...

Oh well, Treats are very good things too.

 
At February 26, 2010 10:33 AM, Blogger AttieCattie said...

heehee, i am far from a celebrity but wouldn't that be nice? my diamondy collars would fit right into Hollywood, i am sure!

 
At February 27, 2010 3:55 PM, Blogger Ariel said...

Salmon works for me too :)

 
At March 01, 2010 6:19 AM, Blogger The Furry Bambinos said...

Hey there, Tipper. We feel really bad that you didn't get to enter the Cat-O-Lympics. And in our event, Bird and Squirrel Watching, there is ABSOLUTELY NO DEADLINE to enter. In fact, you could post today, tomorrow, next week, next summer, etc. and we would still call it eligible!

And, to sweeten the deal, we had a multi-way tie for the Gold Medal! We have an Official Bird and Squirrel Watching Gold Medal Badge at our site for you to post on your bloggie! So enter, grab your Gold Medal, and it's all good!

Max, you can pick up your Gold Medal at your earliest convenience.

Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel

P.S. Bonus! You even got a salmon consolation from your Mom. We don't think she really wants it back. ;-)

 

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