An Apology
TIPPER
I am very mad at you, Mom...VERY mad!
Everyone in this family entered a Cat-O-Lympic event except ME! I had lots of pictures I could have posted in lots of events, but did anyone (meaning you, Mom) even ask me if I wanted to participate? NO!!
So, I will not be talking to you, Mom...not until you apologize.
::silence::
(ahem) I SAID, I'm waiting for an apology. Of course, if you were to offer me a treat of some kind that might go a long way to soothe my hurt feelings.
::silence::
MOM!! This is where you're supposed to offer me a bribe.
MOM
A bribe? Oh yes, of course...a bribe. Um, let's see. How about this?
TIPPERWhat? One measly piece? Is that supposed to make me feel better?
And why are you letting George sniff it? HE entered an event! I didn't!!
MOM
OK, how about if I give you something on your own plate...something only for you.
TIPPER
Well, I don't know. I'd have to see what you're offering first.
Hmmm... salmon. I do like salmon. And there are 2 large pieces here. But what about the apology?
MOM
Yes, the apology.
I'm very, very sorry Tipp. I got busy and didn't have a chance to enter you in any events. Can you ever forgive me?
TIPPER
(nomnomnom) What wash zhat? Did you shay shomeshing?
Oh yesh...(nomnomnom) apology acshepted...(nomnomnom)
posted by The Crew @ 4:07 AM
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Yeah....noms have a way of making it all better, don't they ? :)
A bribe - now why didn't I think of that. FAZ
Oh wow, salmon!! What a wonderful peace offering!
Salmon is a very awesome offering. I think you did very well there.
Salmon solves all slights.
Salmon is better than mere words for an apology! Good for you for laying on enough guilt to get some. Heh.
How unfair that you couldn't enter an event. The bribery seems to be working though.
Tipp, we don't blame you for being mad. You should have held out for extra salmon before accepting the apology, though... ;)
Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew
mmmmmmm salmons! your mommeh is defiitely forgived after salmons.
Next Valentines Day, just send salmon!
~Lisa Co9T
Now that is one tasty apology!
We would accept salmon and an apology!
A bribe! It's the highest form of a cat apology! Great group of kitties you have here!
Yummy! Salmon always works wonders :).
Yum! Salmon is known for it's ability to peacefully resolve conflicts. hee hee
Love,
Tazo
Personally, I think I'd rather have salmon than be entered into a competition. That could just be me. Not that I got EITHER of those things...
Salmon soothes away all stress!
We think we woulda rather had salmon than enter the competitions!!
Wow, what a great appology - Salmon! You are super lucky!
oh wow thats a lotta salmon! *drool*
Wow, dat was some nice bribe. Our mom din't enter us in anything either. We din't even get to see a lot of entries cuz mom was bizzy getting ready fur Spay Day. We furgived her cuz she was doing stuff to help aminals. Still, we is gonna try yoor trick and get her to bribe us. If we can wake her up...she's napping like a cat.
Good fur you Tipper! You holds out fur the good stuff.
Mommy says your narratives are grate!
TK
We like how your mummy thinks. Hmmm, maybe our mummy needs to apologize to us for something...
Who needs a medal, when you already have a heart of gold? And in the way of apologies, salmon is a very good one.
It really is okay, we all knew you were a winner anyways!
Good food works every time.
So glad you worked that out so there is peace in the family.
Oh, yes, we could easily be bribed too!
Good noms make it all better.
Sure glad that's all worked out!
You put your paw down and got what you demanded. WOW
You are one powerful girl kitty
bonks
Oh well, Treats are very good things too.
heehee, i am far from a celebrity but wouldn't that be nice? my diamondy collars would fit right into Hollywood, i am sure!
Salmon works for me too :)
Hey there, Tipper. We feel really bad that you didn't get to enter the Cat-O-Lympics. And in our event, Bird and Squirrel Watching, there is ABSOLUTELY NO DEADLINE to enter. In fact, you could post today, tomorrow, next week, next summer, etc. and we would still call it eligible!
And, to sweeten the deal, we had a multi-way tie for the Gold Medal! We have an Official Bird and Squirrel Watching Gold Medal Badge at our site for you to post on your bloggie! So enter, grab your Gold Medal, and it's all good!
Max, you can pick up your Gold Medal at your earliest convenience.
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel
P.S. Bonus! You even got a salmon consolation from your Mom. We don't think she really wants it back. ;-)
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