Friday, April 23, 2010

I Do NOT Snore!

MOM

Tipper wake up, you're snoring.

TIPPER

zzzz...mmmfff...wha?










MOM

You're snoring, dear.

TIPPER

What are you talking about?! I was merely resting my eyes. And besides, I don't snore.

MOM

Well I'm sorry, but you do.

TIPPER

That's impossible. Ladies don't snore, especially lady cats.

MOM

OK then. But whatever you're doing, could you do it more quietly please.

TIPPER

Hmmpff! I do not snore. Maybe George & Max do and we ALL know Dad does, but I don't...and neither does Misty!! I don't believe it for a second.

What do you think girls? Do we lady cats snore?

23 Comments:

At April 23, 2010 4:12 AM, Blogger The Island Cats said...

No way!! We just breathe a little heavy somtimes when we sleep!

Zoey

 
At April 23, 2010 5:26 AM, Blogger Kea said...

We don't think you snore, Tipper. Not possible. But boy, does our human! She's an awful snorer, just like her maternal grandmother and her father. Runs in the family! We move away from her at night when she starts.

 
At April 23, 2010 6:23 AM, Blogger Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

No way! It's sleep purring!!

 
At April 23, 2010 6:24 AM, Blogger The Whiskeratti said...

Of course lady kittehs don't snore! How silly. (Toby does though).

 
At April 23, 2010 7:03 AM, Blogger The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Absolutely NOT!

 
At April 23, 2010 7:57 AM, Blogger TK said...

I hates to say this Tipper, but my little sister, tiny as she is, snores like a freight train!
So I can imagine that you do to.
TK

I don't snore either, what Tipper sais!
Squashies

 
At April 23, 2010 8:10 AM, Blogger AttieCattie said...

i definitely do not snore. the Audrey does not snore either as far as i can tell. my mommeh never snores. we are a house full of silent sleepers!

 
At April 23, 2010 9:13 AM, OpenID chezcat1970 said...

I don't snore, but my brother Connor does. Mama thinks it's cute! ~Lizzie

 
At April 23, 2010 10:07 AM, Blogger Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yoo were PURRING, yeah, dat's it, purring in yoor sleep. Snoring, pft, dat's impossible, lady cats don't snore. Even if we did make noise, it's rude to wake us up to tell us we was snorin...um, purring, in our sleep.

 
At April 23, 2010 11:12 AM, Blogger Amy and The House of Cats said...

Lola snores - our sister Lola snores all the time!! But we think that is caused because of the same reason that she kind of hums when she purrs. We don't know about any other ladycats though.

 
At April 23, 2010 2:03 PM, Blogger Lynx217 said...

Sleep purring... we like that one! THAT'S what sis does!

- Curzon

 
At April 23, 2010 3:17 PM, Blogger Angel and Kirby said...

NO way do Lady Cats snore!

 
At April 23, 2010 6:24 PM, Blogger Katnip Lounge said...

We are telling on Grayce! She snores like a buzz saw...

Grayce: I do NOT!

heh heh

xx Lounge Kats

 
At April 23, 2010 6:28 PM, Blogger Derby, Ducky said...

Heavy breathing!

 
At April 23, 2010 7:50 PM, Blogger Lone Star Purrs said...

M&K-We don't snore!

Momma: Oh yes, you most cerrtainly DO sonore!! The BOTH of you!!

M&K-Hrmph!!

 
At April 23, 2010 8:24 PM, Blogger Ayla and Iza, said...

We DONT snore. But mebbe we DO purr essesively loud sometimes...

One COULD mistake that fer snorin we spose.

 
At April 24, 2010 2:11 AM, Blogger Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

That just shows a great napping spot has been found!

 
At April 24, 2010 5:06 AM, Blogger Cindy said...

No we do not! Never! No way!

 
At April 24, 2010 9:04 AM, Blogger Jan's Funny Farm said...

No, we do not snore! We breathe sweetly.

Cotton

 
At April 24, 2010 9:30 AM, Blogger The Furry Bambinos said...

Even the ManCats here at Casa Furry Bambino do not snore.

Cats snoozle, but they do NOT snore.

Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel

 
At April 24, 2010 3:51 PM, Blogger Baby Patches said...

Nope...not what so ever! Us lady cats do not makes a peep while we sleeps!

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrs

 
At April 24, 2010 9:12 PM, Blogger Fin said...

I'll admit it... I snore.

 
At April 25, 2010 8:58 PM, Blogger BertR_Dimarco223965 said...

原來這世上能跟你共同領略一個笑話的人竟如此難得........................................

 

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