Stomping & Shouting
Oh man, everybody go hide. Mom is freakin' out!!
We have big black ants in the house and she says they're carpenter ants AND she's blaming us for not taking care of them!! Every day for the past several days, she's stomping in the kitchen & bathroom and shouting bad words and asking us why we're not getting them.
What ants? I haven't seen any. But then, unless they're up on the big bed where I nap all day under the quilt, it's unlikely I'd see them. Of course, I can't speak for Tipper, Max or Misty, but I'm sure they all have very good excuses, too for why they haven't gotten them.
Anyway, today some guy is coming to look for these big guys and get rid of them. If he needs help, you know where I'll be.