Am I Weird?
I know I'm among friends here, so I'm going to make a confession. I have an obsession and I think maybe it's a little odd 'cause I'm the only one in my family that has it.
The truth is, I like feet, but not just any old feet. I only like Dad's feet.
I don't care about Mom's feet at all, or anyone else's for that matter, but there's just something about Dad's feet. Morning or night, I don't care, and it doesn't matter if he's barefoot or wearing socks. And it's not 'cause they smell or anything 'cause he stands in the water every day. I just like to rub on his toes and put my scent on them and sometimes I put the bitey on them, too. He doesn't like it when I do that, so I try not to get overly excited but sometimes I can't help it and my teeth just sink into his soft, round toes. Mmmm...toes.
Oh, sorry. Where was I?
I can't explain this. Do you think I'm just weird?