Denied What was MINE!
Something terrible happened today. It's shameful, that's what it is...downright SHAMEFUL!! I was denied what was rightfully mine. I was minding my own business this morning when suddenly I smelled tuna. Mmmmm.... (drools) tuna...
Sorry, where was I? Oh yes, I smelled tuna so I headed for the kitchen where Dad was opening a can to fix for his lunch.
Well naturally I meowed politely to let him know I was there and ready for my tuna water, and instead of giving it to me, he walked into the bathroom where Mom was fixing her hair and asked if I could have it. I heard her say "No, I accidentally bought 'oil' pack instead of 'water' pack. I don't want him having all that oil."
When Dad came back in the kitchen I asked again for the bowl, a little louder this time, and he had the nerve to say "Cool it, Max". Can you believe that?! There I was, practically starving to death with the smell of tuna in my nose, and...
Aren't you exaggerating a bit, Max?
Who's telling this?!
Well alright, maybe I wasn't starving to death, but, as you can see, I'm definitely faint with hunger and is it MY fault she bought oil pack tuna? NO!! Should I be made to suffer because of HER mistake? NO!!!
And as if that wasn't bad enough, I saw FIVE more cans on the shelf!
I feel weak. Can someone bring me some tuna water, please?