Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Pot & Kettle

TIPPER

Yesterday Dad was having some cottage cheese so I thought I'd jump up on the table and get some...uh, I mean, snoopervise him while he ate. Luckily he offered to share some with me.

We were enjoying our cheese when suddenly he said "Tipper, you're getting hefty". Hefty? Me?!!! Why, I'm as slim and trim as I've always been.

And besides, don't you agree that this a classic case of pot & kettle? I mean really, who should be calling whom hefty? I think it should be the other way around!

17 Comments:

At January 19, 2011 6:16 AM, Blogger Raymond and Busby said...

You both look fine to us!

 
At January 19, 2011 8:18 AM, Blogger The Whiskeratti said...

We think that was a little bit rude, but he probably didn't mean to be. And he did share.

 
At January 19, 2011 8:37 AM, OpenID chezcat1970 said...

Well! That's no way to treat a lady! Even if he shared his cheese with you.

 
At January 19, 2011 8:52 AM, Blogger Cheysuli and gemini said...

I think you look perfect. We wouldn't want you too skinny. There is nothing sadder than a skinny cat.

 
At January 19, 2011 11:22 AM, Blogger lupie said...

Hefty! No way! You are gorgeous! Big-boned!

 
At January 19, 2011 2:00 PM, Blogger Katnip Lounge said...

Well, that's why you two were eating cottage cheese, right? As a diet food!

 
At January 19, 2011 4:31 PM, Blogger Angel and Kirby said...

You were asking so nicely. It is good that he shared after that comment!

 
At January 19, 2011 5:20 PM, Blogger Eric and Flynn said...

We think you are just perfect as you are.

 
At January 19, 2011 5:21 PM, Blogger The Island Cats said...

There's just more of you to love, Tipper!

 
At January 19, 2011 8:49 PM, Blogger Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Sheesh, yoo think he'd know to keep dem thawts to himself by now! At least he shared, our dad hadded ice cream and din't even offer us any...and we don't buy dat xylatol and chocolate crap either. He knows he's only allowed to haf vanilla and dat he hasta share.

 
At January 20, 2011 12:44 AM, Blogger d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

You're just making sure it tastes ok!

 
At January 20, 2011 3:34 AM, Blogger Huffle Mawson said...

Parents are always trying to divert attention away from themselves when they do something wrong.

 
At January 20, 2011 2:37 PM, Blogger CatLadyDiary.com said...

you just enjoy that cheese!

 
At January 20, 2011 2:38 PM, Blogger OKcats said...

Miss Tipper, when my mom used to crack about me being chunky, I'd just remind her that her doctor told her she should lose a few pounds, but my doctor has NEVER said that about me!

 
At January 20, 2011 8:44 PM, Blogger Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Hefty?
Hefty?
The nerve of that man!
Hmmmm....cottage cheese looks good....

 
At January 25, 2011 7:59 AM, Blogger AttieCattie said...

MOL!!! Tipper, my mommeh had the verve to say somefing similar to me recently.

 
At January 31, 2011 10:50 AM, Blogger Teri and the cats of Furrydance said...

Doesn't she know that cottage cheese IS diet food? Did he mention anything about 'Flesh Flags'? That's what humans call flabby arms, hahameow!

 

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