Pot & Kettle
TIPPER
Yesterday Dad was having some cottage cheese so I thought I'd jump up on the table and get some...uh, I mean, snoopervise him while he ate. Luckily he offered to share some with me.
We were enjoying our cheese when suddenly he said "Tipper, you're getting hefty". Hefty? Me?!!! Why, I'm as slim and trim as I've always been.
And besides, don't you agree that this a classic case of pot & kettle? I mean really, who should be calling whom hefty? I think it should be the other way around!
posted by The Crew @ 4:39 AM
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17 Comments:
You both look fine to us!
We think that was a little bit rude, but he probably didn't mean to be. And he did share.
Well! That's no way to treat a lady! Even if he shared his cheese with you.
I think you look perfect. We wouldn't want you too skinny. There is nothing sadder than a skinny cat.
Hefty! No way! You are gorgeous! Big-boned!
Well, that's why you two were eating cottage cheese, right? As a diet food!
You were asking so nicely. It is good that he shared after that comment!
We think you are just perfect as you are.
There's just more of you to love, Tipper!
Sheesh, yoo think he'd know to keep dem thawts to himself by now! At least he shared, our dad hadded ice cream and din't even offer us any...and we don't buy dat xylatol and chocolate crap either. He knows he's only allowed to haf vanilla and dat he hasta share.
You're just making sure it tastes ok!
Parents are always trying to divert attention away from themselves when they do something wrong.
you just enjoy that cheese!
Miss Tipper, when my mom used to crack about me being chunky, I'd just remind her that her doctor told her she should lose a few pounds, but my doctor has NEVER said that about me!
Hefty?
Hefty?
The nerve of that man!
Hmmmm....cottage cheese looks good....
MOL!!! Tipper, my mommeh had the verve to say somefing similar to me recently.
Doesn't she know that cottage cheese IS diet food? Did he mention anything about 'Flesh Flags'? That's what humans call flabby arms, hahameow!
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