Pot & Kettle
Yesterday Dad was having some cottage cheese so I thought I'd jump up on the table and get some...uh, I mean, snoopervise him while he ate. Luckily he offered to share some with me.
We were enjoying our cheese when suddenly he said "Tipper, you're getting hefty". Hefty? Me?!!! Why, I'm as slim and trim as I've always been.
And besides, don't you agree that this a classic case of pot & kettle? I mean really, who should be calling whom hefty? I think it should be the other way around!