2011 Performance Review
As we all know, it's again time to do the performance review for your human. In our case, it's my secretary, aka Mom, and I believe most of us suffer from the same problem - SLACKERS!
My secretary is very lax and obviously her last poor review had no effect on her performance. If anything, the problem is getting worse, so needless to say, she is not getting a good review this year. And that means, no raise!! Oh wait, she doesn't get paid, since we have no green papers. No matter. Her bad review is punishment enough!!