I Look Fine, Don't I?
What do you mean I'm falling off the bed? What's with you, Mom? I'm quite comfy here and I was asleep before you came in and bothered me.
First you say I'm squashing my toys, then you post a picture of me hanging off my shelf, then you think I'm too big to share a window with Misty, then you say my tummy is fat when it's really just floofy, and now this?!
How many insults to I have to take around here?!
(hmmpfff) I think these are all a veiled insinuations about my size, aren't they? Well, for your information, I think I look fine and so do all my ladyfriends!!