Happy 16th Birthday, George
(ah-CHOO sniffle) Sorry, I've got a liddle code. What a crubby way for a guy to sped his 16th purrthday. I should invide all by frieds over ad have a huge pardy with lods of 'dip ad idstead Mob says I should rest.
I feel fide, just a liddle sniffly, but you know how Mobs worry, so if sobeond could just help be to by bed. Could sobeond cover be with by favorite blaket? And sobeond put a pillow under by head. (ahhhh) Thad's bedder. A liddle soft music would be dice, too.
Aren't you being a little demanding? I mean, you've only got a sniffly nose.
Mob, I AB a geezer afder all, ad a guy cad't be too careful at by age. (ah-CHOO) You wadt me to have the best of care, righd? If I dod't feel bedder sood, will you get be sobe bedicide?
Of course. Is there anything else I can do for you?
Well, dow thad you bedtion it, a bowl of tuda water would be dice. And could everyond please sig Happy Purrthday to be while I rest? Thad would bake be habby.
Everybody join me in wishing George a happy 16th birthday! Cue the music, please.
♪ Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear George,
Happy birthday to you ♫