Who's Good Sized?
TIPPER
This morning I was visiting with Dad up on the big bed, getting my pets, when he said "You know, Tipp, you're a good sized girl." Mom, what does "good sized" mean?
MOM
Um...(ahem)...well, it means you're all grown up.
TIPPER
Are you sure he wasn't saying I'm FAT 'cause I'm not, you know! I get all the exercise I need by jumping up on the big bed for my nap every day.
MOM
OK, I'll be sure and tell Dad that.
TIPPER
Hmppff...fine. Because if there's one thing I'm not it's FAT!
posted by The Crew @ 2:07 PM
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9 Comments:
I unnerstand COMPLETELY Tipper! I myself am "big-boned" and it TAKES 14 pounds to cover those. ~ Iza
You aren't fat - you're floofy!
Good size means PERFECT!
MOL....we think our Mom is "good sized'!!
The Florida Furkids
Looks like you could stand to lose a few pounds, just sayin'.
You are just perfectly sized! I mean, who wants a tiny cat?
Wait a minute - I am a tiny cat! I think lots of people would want me! BTW, Binga is a good sized cat and she is not fat either. (Although only because my human is serious about portion control.)
Tipper, you are beautiful just like you are!
Good sized must mean you are perfect because surely he would have said bad sized if he thought you were fat.
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