Distressing News
GEORGE
I received some distressing news today. My Sister B is going on vacation and, yes, we ALL know what that means. The dogs are coming for 10 whole days. 10 days!!
Is there no end to what I must endure? Is there to be no end to my torment? Where can I go for peace and solitude?
I need to talk to Dad tonight, right after dinner. Maybe I can stop this from happening if I act quickly!
9 Comments:
Is there any way to lock the Drooling Things into a closet or something? I would be so mad at the Mom is she did that to me. This is MY home and the Drooling Things are just not allowed.
Oh No!
Shouldn't the woofie go on vacation with Sister B? Me thinks that would be good.
Oh no. I hope you are sharpening up your claws and practicing your hisses. It is a trying time for all.
OH NO. NOT WOOFIES! I hope you can get them to change their minds.
This is bad, very bad. You must show your displeasure in a very obvious way. Peeing on the carpet is usually very noticeable. Maybe that would work.
~Knightly
Oh no...not dogs! The only dog I tolerate is my secret boyfriend, Mojo--who only stops by occasionally, and for a few hours at a time.
I couldn't imagine having to tolerate him for 10 whole days!
Quick George, print out the details for a good boarding kennels and leave them lying around somewhere your People will find them. Maybe they'll take the hint...
Get out the CATNIP and try to forget about it. There is just no stopping dogs!
The Whippy Curly Tails in the Toasty South
=^..^=
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