Aliens Among Us?
MAX
See this thing I found in the kitchen right on the edge of the rug? I've never seen one before and I'm not sure what it is, so you'd better not touch it. Everyone stay back while I check it out.
MOM
It's the stick from my ice cream bar.
MAX
No.... I don't think so. I know what ice cream is. It comes in a bowl that you share with Tipper. This is different.
While I'm second in command we can't be too careful, Mom. We don't want to take any chances while Dad is away. This thing is probably harmless, but it might be something dangerous. I mean, who knows....maybe it fell off a UFO or something. Don't worry though.... I'm not afraid of anything! I'll protect us.
MOM
Maxie.... I'm telling you, it's an ice cream stick.
MAX
OK, Mom....whatever you say. (whispers to readers) I think the little aliens might have brainwashed my Mom. I need to stay alert.
Maybe you should check out your own house for anything that looks suspicious.
15 Comments:
Oh Max, schmaybe it's the same aliens that leaved the white & pink things on my trees a few days ago??????
Oh, boy, thanks for the heads up.....Mittens is on it!!! What do we do if we spot one?
Aliens? Aliens? Oh my! Now I really have to hide under the bed. At least in my old home I knew what was normal...
Oh and Cheysuli told me to thank you for visiting her blog.
UFO Mmmm! be careful Max! =^^=
I definitely will have a look around this evening! You're right, Max: You can never be too careful.
Looks around...spots Isis...
I see one thing right now that has to go...
Aliens? Eeek! Maybe they're the same aliens who did those crop-circle patterns in the litterbox that Zeus showed on his blog a few days ago?? We will all be on the alert.
Our dad is going away again next week. Alien patrol will commence immediately! We must make it safe for mom when he's not here. thanks for the heads up!
I haven't seen any of those around yet this year. I do remember them from last summer. Will keep watch for them.
Definatly alien but fun to chew on ~merlin, Shadow, Ko KO
aliens? uh oh, we better go on patrol in our house too. Max, what should we do if we finds one? - Sammy
Your right Max never can be to careful. Looks alien too me.Lock the doors and hide.
I can't believe you let that alien-infested human call you "Maxie!"
Come on, Max...put her in her place!
Be careful, your mom may be trying to trick you!
~Jack
Kukka -
Moms do have their sorry little words of endearment. But we do have eat, so we respond to them.
All -
If anyone finds anything alien in your house, call the local TV station. They're always looking for weird new stories!
We have lots of those around here. They don't stay on the floor long because Princess picks them up and hands them to a grown-up. She says they are ih-ee. (We think she's trying to say icky.)
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