Friday, April 14, 2006

Betrayal

TIPPER

Mom, what are you doing there?

MOM

Don't look, Tipper. Just go play somewhere while I clean this up.

TIPPER

But I want to see. What's that you're hiding behind you? AAAIIIEEE!! MY OCTOPUS!! WHO KILLED MY OCTOPUS??

Mom! What happened?? I was just playing with it last night and it was fine.

MOM

Well, I think Shasta got ahold of it and tore its head off.

TIPPER

Oh no! (sobs) My octopus! She knows that's my favorite toy. How could she do this to me?

Mom....hold me up.... I feel faint!

MOM

Calm down, Tipp. Your green & yellow one is still OK. See?

TIPPER

That's not a real octopus. A real one is red & white!

MOM

Go lay down and try to rest, dear. Tomorrow I'll get you a new red & white one and everything will be fine.

TIPPER

And I thought Shasta was my friend!

19 Comments:

At April 14, 2006 11:16 AM, Blogger Victor Tabbycat said...

Oh, Tipper, I'm sooo sorry! Did you put the bite on Shasta?
Know what? If you play wif the green an yeller ocapuss enuf, you mite find you likes it, too. I gots 2 red & white and 1 green an yeller, an I likes the green one bestest.

 
At April 14, 2006 11:18 AM, Blogger Bonnie Underfoot said...

Poor Tipper. Victor stole my favoritest ball and slobbered all ofur it, then tried to return it. I feel your pain, sisfur. Give that Shasta a good hiss an a claw to the nose. Snub the yeller ocapuss an the new red one, and sulk. Should be good for extra treats if you do it right.

 
At April 14, 2006 11:24 AM, Blogger Kukka-Maria said...

UGH! That dog creates chaos every time she visits! What is the status on the safe room you are constructing?

Aren't you guys Shasta and Daisy's uncles? Where is the respect?

 
At April 14, 2006 11:25 AM, Blogger Kukka-Maria said...

You know...I have to admit, I'm assuming Tipper is a boy's name. Please forgive me if I'm wrong!

I know what it's like to have people not really know what to make of you because of a name!

 
At April 14, 2006 1:14 PM, Blogger Beau Beau & Angie said...

Bwhaaahaaa! We cracked up over that one! Just the laugh we needed today (not to say that it isn't a serious thing when your octopus gets it's head ripped off...). Now we wants one of those Octopus. Mommmm! Maybe we'll get one in our Easter Basket.

 
At April 14, 2006 4:52 PM, Blogger Carmen said...

OH MY GOD - I can't even imagine...

 
At April 14, 2006 6:25 PM, Blogger Derby said...

Woofies can't be trusted. Shasta should buy you a new one. AND she should be punished by not allowing her to visit. EVER!

 
At April 14, 2006 7:16 PM, Blogger brandi said...

Sorry to hear about your octopus. That Shasta should definitely not be llowed to visit again unless he's very very sorry and won't do it again, and can be trusted. Wait. A dog trusted??? Has to be a verryy special woofie!!!

 
At April 14, 2006 7:18 PM, Blogger Edsel/The Pooch said...

ooohhh, poor octopus. but you Mom said she'd find you a new one, so you have to be glad for havin' a good Mom. bad shasta.

 
At April 14, 2006 7:53 PM, Blogger Lone Star Purrs said...

Oh, no!! That's horrible! We agree wif Bonnie...snub them all. At least your Mom said that she would buy a new one. Maybe Shasta should pay for it out of her food/treat allowance?

 
At April 14, 2006 9:04 PM, Blogger Max said...

Yikes. I think the WOman has a couple of red ones hidden in case Buddah's dies...because red is evidently THE octopuss color... He has the yellow and green n too, but no it HAs to be red to be fun....

 
At April 15, 2006 7:13 AM, Blogger Patches & Mittens said...

The people just don't get it, they don't understand......and they will lie to you! Good thing they feed us well, that is all I can say.

 
At April 15, 2006 4:52 PM, Blogger Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

We can get you a new one...they have them at the food store mom goes to. Can we send you one.

 
At April 16, 2006 7:48 AM, Blogger Knightly, Lizzie, & Firenze said...

Oh, your poor octopus. Are you going to have a funeral?

Shasta should pay for it and we agree that you should hiss and swat her.

The monsters

 
At April 16, 2006 7:56 AM, Blogger WIBlondie said...

I'm sorry Tipper.... :( If my mom buys you a new octopus, will you forgive me? Pleaaaase?

Shasta

 
At April 16, 2006 8:31 PM, Blogger William said...

Oh no! Poor Tipper! That made me very sad--it's just not right when somebody wrecks our toys. I hope your mom gets you another one soon. And special treats, too. A LOT of them.

 
At April 16, 2006 8:44 PM, Anonymous Beau said...

My sympathies...make sure gets you some premium nip too!

 
At April 17, 2006 5:27 AM, Blogger The Meezers said...

poor Tipper, you need treats, and lots of them.

 
At April 22, 2006 10:48 PM, Blogger Tiff said...

May I ask where you get these Octopi? It looks interesting...I need to tell my mommy where to shop, I guess.
~Jack

 

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