A List for the Guys

MAX

Today I need to talk to the guys. You girls go and talk about the best color for a new collar or something like that.

(looks around) Are they gone?

(whispers) Pssstt...guys! Don't let your Mom see you reading this. It's a secret list that only guys can know about.

When our friend Maobert (Skeezix's brother) said his 5 things about himself, he said he could CUSS!! That's the same as saying swears, and I asked him to send me a secret list of his best words to share with all the guys. How else are guys supposed to learn about these things except from other guys? Here's his list.

Now that you have this secret list, you'll know the right words to say when you're really, really mad. Memorize them and destroy the list 'cause it's secret and nobody else can know about it. Just don't say these words when girls are around 'cause it's not polite and George says we should try and be gentlemen most of the time. Don't let your Mom hear you saying them, and don't tell anyone where you learned them. And be sure to thank Mao for teaching us his great words!

I'm going to start memorizing right now! (mumble, mumble, mumble)

MOM

Max, what are you doing over there?

MAX

Uh...nothing!!!