My Package is Gone!!
GEORGE
Attention! Attention, everyone! Gather around, please...yes, that's it...come on in. I have an announcement of major importance to make.
We have an emergency here, people. Yesterday I saw Mom carrying a brown envelope which she left on the kitchen table. Of course, as senior cat here, I immediately jumped up there and investigated this suspicious package and detected the strong scent of 'NIP!!! And...just as I suspected...it's from Sanjee!
You all know what was in that package, right?? MY 'nip raviolis...MINE!! Now friends, I know you're probably thinking, well George, what's the emergency? MY PACKAGE IS MISSING, that's the emergency, and I can't find it anywhere! Just as I was giving it a good sniffing and was about to open it, Mom snatched it away saying "No, you can't have that yet", and she took the package away! Yes, can you believe it?!Needless to say, I voiced my displeasure...loudly! Those are MY raviolis and I WANT THEM!! (aackk...cough, cough...meowmeowmeow...ahem) Sorry, I got a little carried away there.
But you know, I work hard all day keeping this house running smoothly and I think I deserve a ravioli now and then. You all agree with me, right?? A guy needs some fun and relaxation to help him unwind after a hard day and what better way than with a brand new 'nip ravioli, or 3, from HotMBC.
So here is the problem. How do I find out where my package is and get it back? Do you have any suggestions? Come on friends, we all know that we cats have our ways to get what we want. Share your secrets with us all and help me get MY PACKAGE!
posted by The Crew @ 8:14 AM
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23 Comments:
bribe the rest of the crew to go on a nip finding mission.
Oh, it's nip, yoo should be able to snif it out. How dare your mom take it away, this is the trouble with beans they think they are the boss and they decide when we get stuff. Maybe you should give her the cold shoulder until she comes up with the goods.
you need to open every single cupboard door, and the scatter any piles of loose papers everywhere in case it is under those...basically turn the place upside down! x
You deserve your nip.
I think the four of you can go on a sniff hunt and find the goodies!
bad mommie!!!
This must be the week that all of the mommies are being bad!
Since it's Pirate Day, we suggest telling your Mommy this:
I want me catnip aft!
Ya swabbie!
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arrrgh! Maybe it was plundered by the Pirates .Will put the word out so they might get returned, being Nip, well.....
Ooh, I am so mad! You should get that package. There is no good reason you should have to wait. Argh!
Oh, no! Not the case of the missing 'nip! Have you questioned the other members of the Crew yet?
Oh dear... who would have taken your package.
Cheysuli is giggling saying she thought it was something a bit more personal...
Use your nose to find it George!! You can find it, I know you can.
When yer mom leaves the room, follow her, don't get caught. She will probably check on those ravioli, and then you will know where they are. Be sneaky - need to be, in emergencies like this.
Moe & Mindy
Find things that your Mom likes, and treat them to toothy deaths one by one until she coughs up the package. That's what I would do. Yep.
Not fair. Not fair at all. These beans are getting out of hand!
Is this like the people to deny their senior cat his nip raviolis or any other treat? If the answer is no, then is there a "special occasion" like your birthday coming up soon...or some other event that the beans are trying to save the nip for?
The only thing I can think to do is have your sibs help you sniff it out and keep a close eye on the mom person and maybe she'll give up her secret hiding place. Oh, do you know any places where she has hidden things from you before? Might be there. Good luck.
Sometimes when I get good stuff in the mail, my Mommie puts it away until she can take pictures when I open it. This is very, very silly.
I don't understand beans if it's your Why can't you have it.I say look everywhere.Plus a poop in her shoe for revenge is okay too.Yet you didn't hear this from me.
I think you should open all the cupboard doors and climb around in there, flinging stuff out onto the floor. Then you should sit on their dinner plates. This is very fun. Hopefully you get your ravioli back soon.
EG
Oh no! I'm so sorry to hear your package of 'nip raviolis is gone! Maybe you should really bug your mom until she brings them out, like meowing and meowing all the time when she's home? She might bring them out to quiet you.
This is a conspiracy. We must find the culprit and recover the lost nip. A search party is in order. With enough cats the nip will be found.
Midnite & Stray Kitty
They took your package! I think you need to wait until late at night when all the peoples have gone to bed and then start looking all over the kitchen. Feel free to move pots, pans, glasses, whatever is in the way...
BTW, we're glad you found our blog!
Emma, Jamie, Thomassina and Bob
Outrageous!!! Demand she return it this instant!
You must have that nip! Wait until they're asleep and then use your nose!!!
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