New Coffee Flavors?

GEORGE

Sometimes Mom or Dad stops for coffee on their way to work and today, before he left, Dad asked me if I wanted to stop for coffee with him! Can you believe that?? But I'm a little tired today so I said, no thanks...the caffiene might interfere with my nap. He reminded me that I could get decaf and told me he likes flavored coffees like raspberry, carmel or vanilla.

I don't think I'd like any of those, but it did get me thinking about other flavors. I see lots of commercials for those "coffee places" on TV, but none of them appear to have the proper facilities or much that would be of interest to cats. I think there's an entire untapped market here friends, and this is another clear case of discrimination against felines!! Of course I'm not allowed out alone, but what about those of you that are? Shouldn't you be able to start your day off with a cup of java, in your favorite flavor, with a side order of treats? Or, for those, like me, that are shut-ins, how about asking your people to get a "to-go" cup for you?

Everyone knows tuna water is one of my favorite things, and I think tangy fish flavored coffee would be a big hit! Or how about baked ham flavored coffee? I know Miles would like to try that!!

What about this, everyone? We need to demand equal rights and I'm open to suggestions for coffee flavors that would appeal to us. Then, as senior advisor for the Chey/Derby campaign, I'll suggest a law be passed to force coffee shops to accomodate cats, or at the very least sell a variety of flavors in the cat food aisle!