Claiming my Massager

GEORGE

Mom got this little massager thing 'cause she thought it might help the pains in her neck & shoulder. She was using it when I decided I wanted to see it, so she handed it to Dad.

OK Dad, now let me take a look at this thing. (sniff, sniff) It doesn't smell like anything but it has these cool red lights on it.

Then he turned it on and.....

uuuuuhhhhh.... oooohhhhh....tttthhhiiisss fffeeelllllsssss ggggooooddddd......




























Oh man, that was greatt!!! I feel so relaxed.

I hereby claim this massager as mine.