Finding the Guilty One
GEORGE
Today when I got up and looked outside, this is what I saw. Someone...possibly an intruder...knocked over our birdie bath. Luckily it isn't broken or Mom would be really upset 'cause she just got it last summer.
In order to root out the guilty party and get to the bottom of this mystery, I've decided to interview the entire Crew to see what facts can be divulged.Max... you're first! Where were you last night and what were you doing?
MAX
Me?! Why do I have to go first?
You know exactly where I was!! I was on the bed with you, Mom & Dad.
GEORGE
Oh yes, that's right. I was between Mom & Dad and you were by her feet. OK, you're in the clear. Let's move along then.
Tipper, where were you?
TIPPER
I was sleeping upstairs and I didn't see or hear anything and besides, what gives you the right to accuse me?!
GEORGE
As Senior Cat here, I have a responsibility to question everyone. Are you sure you don't know anything about this?
TIPPER
Of course I'm sure!!! What's wrong with you?!
GEORGE
Nothing! I'm just trying to find out what happened and who did this.
Misty, can you account for your time last night? Do you have an alibi and any witnesses that can vouch for your whereabouts?
MISTY
Get real!!! Do you actually think I got out and knocked over the birdie bath?
It weighs 4 times what I do and besides Mom watches me like a hawk. You know I haven't been able to sneak out of the house since I was a kitten and then I only got as far as the garage!
GEORGE
Hmmm...maybe I should expand my interviews to include Mom.
Mom, do you have a theory about what happened?
MOM
I think it was a raccoon or maybe a deer. I found fresh tracks by the spireas and they ate all the buds off our hydrangea bushes yesterday.
I appreciate your concern, but don't worry dear. Dad will fix the bird bath just like new!
posted by The Crew @ 6:51 AM
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22 Comments:
I knew none of you were guilty!
Laila
I was pretty sure none of you were involved. It was probably a nasty, vishus deer--be careful you guys!
we are pretty shur it was a vishus deer.
Wow, an intruder knocked over your bird bath! It is good that your dad can fix it.
Aw, all kitties are PURRFECT! WINK!!=^Y^=Ty
George, you are a pretty askeery investigator. I think i would've 'fessed up whether I did it or not!
Love,
Tazo
I am certain a vishus deer did it!
I hope you watch carefully to find out who may really be doing it! Will you tell us if you see them?
Holy cats what a mystery! I wonders if Sherlock Cat would come to investigates?
Fanks for the well wishes! I am so not sures about this alien blurpy yet.
Those darn deer...they can't leave anything alone!! Specially, mom's flowers!
Wally, Ernie & Zoey
A vishus deer! That has to be the kulprit! I'm glad you can fix the burd bathie. It's furry purretty!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
You have deer in your gardens? And they are vishus?
We only get snails and worms and slugs and spiders and of course birdies. The biggest thing we get is another kitty!
Purrs, Sukie X
Mum votes for raccoon on the birdie bath. They knock ours over too, but ours is plactic.
I bet it was an alien!
I just knew it could not be yoo Misty, but, if George had gotten any more extreme in his kwestchuning I coulda been yoor alibi...after all, I did sneak over to yoor house just to watch yoo sleep.~Speedy
You had better put out vishus deer repellent!!
I'm sure glad the bird bath can be fixed! (I know you didn't do it.)
I bet it was a rascally raccoon! Or a family of them!
I'm wif the vischus deer feory
You are just being a respnsible mancat George.You saw something wrong in your territory and you ivestigated.
Thank you so much for your condolences about Emil, we really appreciate it.
We are sure it was neither one of you! Probably a vishus deer, we are glad it didn't break!
Karl and Mrs. OZ
George, I think you should work for the FBI! (Feline Bureau of Investigation!)
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