I've Inherited a Fortune!

GEORGE

Now that my secretary (aka Mom) is back we finally got around to checking my e-mail and look what I found. Some kind lady named Mrs. Tina Rafer wants to give me $2,500,000 for "a specific and good work" when she goes to the bridge! Isn't that nice of her to pick me since I'm neither motherless or a widow and I don't go to church? I think maybe she knows that I've wanted a stroller for a long time and wants to help me get one. Here is what she wrote.

Mrs. Tina Q. Rafer
Email: qwinrafer@gazeta.pl 
Hello Dear,

My name is Mrs.Tina Q. Rafer, I am a dying woman who have decided to donate
what I have to you/ church.  I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for
about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who  has left me
everything he worked for.  I have been touched by God to donate  from what I have
inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of  God, rather than allow
my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray that the
good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has
because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than one hour. 

I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $2,500,000 (two million five hundred thousand
ollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less
privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.  At the moment I cannot take any
telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health
status. I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed  my will you
and he will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you.  I wish you all the
best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and
always extend the good work to others. Contact my lawyer (Barrister Parker Brown)
with this specified email: Parkbrownesq@netscape.net and  tell him that I have WILLED
( $2,500,000.00) to you and I have also notified him  that I am WILLING that amount to
you for a specific and good work. I know I don't  know you but I have been directed to
do this. Thanks and God bless. 

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is
accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. And Also I
will be contacting with you by email as I don't want my relation or anybody to know
because they are always around me. 

Regards,
Mrs. Mrs.Tina Q. Rafer 

Happy moments,praise God. 
Difficult moments,seek God. 
Quiet moments,worship God.
Painful moments,trust God. 
Every moment,thank God.

Poor dear...she can't take any phone calls 'cause her family is hanging around, otherwise I'd try to call her and meow how much I appreciate her generosity. Mom says $2,500,000 is a fortune. That means I'll be getting a lot of green papers and could buy strollers for everycat I know, plus more! So, for my "specific good work", as soon as I get the green papers I plan to buy every one of my friends their own personal stroller! Isn't that great?!

But first I have to open a bank account so I can safely keep all the green papers Mrs. Tina Rafer's attorney, Parker Brown, will be sending me. I think I should go to the bank right away.

But wait...I see that Mrs. Tina Rafer sent me this e-mail on July 3 while Mom & Dad were away. What if she's already had her operation and has gone to the bridge?! Does that mean someone else got MY green papers?! How will I give every cat a stroller now?

I'm a little concerned about this. You don't think Mrs. Tina Rafer is trying to trick us poor innocent cats, do you?