A Santa Warning
TIPPER
Oh look, Mom got some of the Christmas decorations out!
GEORGEYes, and you know what that means, don't you?
TIPPER
Santa is coming?
GEORGE
Well not yet, but he 's watching. So we all have to start being good 'cause you never know when he might be checking on us.
I suggest everycat be extra careful 'cause Santa is magic and he can be everywhere, you know! He might be watching right now and if you want to get presents, you can't take a chance that he'll see you doing something naughty.
You might see a fat guy with a white beard peeking in your window. If he's wearing red jammies don't worry, that's just Santa, not some pervert.
Just smile at him and wave your paw, or better yet, pretend you're napping. Once he moves on to the next house to peek in their windows, you can go about your business again.
posted by The Crew @ 5:12 AM
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14 Comments:
Thanks for filling us in! This is our furry first Christmas ever and we didn't know the rules. The other kitties in this house didn't bother to tell us we had to be good or we wouldn't get presents. I guess they thought they would get our presents if we were naughty!
Thanks!
~Maggie May, CC and Snoopy~
~The Creek Cats~
oh thanks for the advice!!! Sammy and Miles won't tell ME anyfing 'cept ME will prolly get coal or somefing 'acuase ME is bad alot. - Billy
Our Mom says Santa is using her eyes too to keep a watch over us to be sure we are being extra special good. But you know what? Our Mom says we are good kitties all year long so we have nothing to worry about.
You guys be good!
I think I saw him the other day. I'm glad he wasn't just some pervert...Or the male sneaking into to peek at me...
Hiya Crew! Weez glad to know that its not no purrvert! We member Santy Claws from last year. He brot us some speshul sammon in a can! Yum!
Thanks fur visitin' our bloggy. We hope we can be friends! We're addin' you to our "cool cats" list right away. Okay?
Luv,
The Hyggecats
P.S. Are you guyz all related? You looks alike.
The Hyggecats
We know yoo guys is gonna get purresents cuz yoor good cats. Speedy told Sadie she might not get anything cuz she is nawty and keeps bugging Zippy but Santa will prolly overlook dat because, well, yoo know how sisfurs can be.
Hay guys! Thanks for the heads up!! It sounds for sure something I would hiss at if I seen him!
But now I know better.. I will just serenade him instead ;)
V-V
Very wise advice.
Pervert or Santa? The age old question when you see someone looking in the window...
Ahhh...excellent advice :)
It's true! And I know that Russell is getting coal this year, so you all be good!
Hmmm...if I look out the window and some chubby guy with a beard is lookin' in...it's just the Man. Heh.
I'm pretty sure Santa doesn't really keep track of who is naughty, because my brother got lots of gifts last year.
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