I'm Muscular, not FAT!!
MAX
Mom recently found at least a squillion toys and glitter balls hiding underneath the furniture. So that's where all my red glitter balls went! I was wondering what happened to them.
Anyway, she was throwing some for me and I'd run down the hallway after them. Then once when I didn't come back after chasing, she came looking for me and found me laying on one. She said "Max, you're going to squash that glitter ball"! I was just resting for a second, but she was insinuating that I'm so fat I crushed my favorite glitter ball!
Do I look fat to you? (turns to check out self)Give me your honest opinion.
Ladies like a Mancat with large paws who's healthy, well built and muscular. That's what George says anyway.
So I have a healthy appetite! How can I maintain my manly physique if I don't eat?!
Besides, I still fit in this hidey hole on our perch. When I can't fit in here any more Mom, then we can talk about who's fat and who isn't!!
posted by The Crew @ 7:09 AM
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20 Comments:
you are manly, not fat! ANd so good looking! We likes our glitter balls too!
I agree Max, as long as you fit in there, you're fine!
You are not fat at all. However I am going to use the it's all stomach muscle excuse when they try and say I am fat..
You are a handsome mancat. You are not fat.
Cinza (who also insists she's not fat)
Yoo know it has to be a mom fing. Poor Troo just got told he gots rolly polly flab? Wats dat suppose to mean? We fink he ignored her though, acuz he turned around and sat down somewhere else.
I think you got a good physique, Max!
Hey, Max...you're not fat at all! We wonder how many toys are under our furnitures....
You are not fat!
You're not fat. Just cuddly!
Max, you're not fat. My brother poo-face Salvador was MUCH bigger (and rounder) than you and no-one ever called him fat.
Huffle Mawson
Hehehehe, Max, you are too funny. We don't think you are fat. So you wanted to rest on the toy, is that a crime?
Max, you are just fine!
I like a plump, err healthy, tuxie mancat. You look great to me.
You're not fat. You're study and fluffy, like me!
Nah, you are not fat at all. You should look at Sesame!
Nah, you're not fat! You are very nice-looking.
I can't find my glitter balls. Are they hiding under your furniture, too?
Fat....are you kiddin'...you look great! Mommy says your Mansome!!=^Y^=the Cat Street Boyz
Look at it this way... Can MOM fit in there?
You tell her, Max! You are manly, no doubt about it.
You're a mancat. Perfectly proportioned.
Olivia
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