Shelf Sharing
MAX
(gasp) Misty, what do you think you're doing on my top shelf...and on MY quilt?!
MISTY
La-de-dah, de-dah...I'm enjoying myself on the top shelf....and it's so0000 comfortable up here. I'm up so high I can see the whole house.
Oh, Max...but I didn't see you way down there on the floor. I'm so relaxed up here way up on the top shelf, I couldn't hear you at first. Were you talking to me?
MOM
Misty, stop it.
MAX
She knows darn well I was talking to her, Mom. Tell her to get off my shelf!!
MISTY
Funny, I don't see a sign with your name on it. You're just jealous that I got on your shelf when I was a kitten and you never got over it!
MAX
That's ridiculous! That happened a long time ago and I'm completely over it.
Everyone knows I own the top shelf. It's mine and I lay there all the time.
MISTY
Well it was vacant! And if you're not using it, any of us can lay on it, right Mom?
MOM
That's right, but you have to be polite about it, Mist.
Max, the cat tree belongs to everyone and if you're not using the top shelf, your sister can lay on it. When she gets off, then you can have it back.
MISTY
I'm sorry, Max. Here, take your shelf. I'm done with it anyway.
MAX
Mom, can you make me a "Reserved" sign?
17 Comments:
Lol! The reserved sign is a great idea!!
Or name tags! Our top shelf belonged to Wizard that went before us. Now Kirby claims it. Angel is happy on tehbottom shelf cause it has a better escape route!
But Max, the top shelf doesn't belong to you. First come, first served ;-)
The top shelf is a great place to hang out!!
Maybe you can set up a reservation schedule for the Top Shelf!
Aw Max, yoor not really mad at Misty fur getting up der, are yoo? Really, she was prolly just warming it up fur yoo. Like Sadie does with my chair...er, dad's chair, well, da chair I usually sleep on anyway. Misty, if yoo want to yoo can come over here and haf da highest spot in da whole house to yoorself, Sadie won't mind.~Speedy
Kids today have no respect!
Can't you two crazy kittehs share?
You guys are so funny! So, Max, did mom make you a reserved sign? I think she should skip that step and just put "Max" on that shelf! Hah!
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~~Ollie
Hey, a reserved sign would work really good!
So Max, you have to be faster and get there before Misty. I am so happy I am an only cat!
So glad I don't have to share.
I have to say Misty, my brother poo-face Salvador never let me on the top shelf either. I can go up there any time I like now though.
Huffle Mawson
Sharing is hard. I feel your pain...
we doesn't like to share either
Sounds like a typical day in cat land. We like the idea of a reserved sign.
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