Friday, May 01, 2009

Sorry, I didn't hear you

MOM

Max..what are you doing up there? Get down.

MAX

(sniff sniff) This is the the bib thing that Blurpy wears when she eats. And here's her chair. That must mean she's coming over.

MOM

Get down, Max!

MAX

Hmmm...I wonder why is all this stuff here.





MOM

Get off the table!!

MAX

(sniff sniff) Why does this basket thing have a napkin in it? Oops....what was that? I must have knocked something over.

MOM

GET OFF THE TABLE!! You're knocking stuff over and stepping all over everything!!

MAX

What? Oh, are you talking to me?

MOM

Dammit...GET OFF THE TABLE!!

MAX

Well you don't have to shout, Mom. I'm not hard of hearing, you know!

18 Comments:

At May 01, 2009 8:04 AM, Blogger Lone Star Purrs said...

Heehee!!! We haf "conversations" like that at owr howse too!
::purrs::
~Meeko & Kiara

 
At May 01, 2009 8:22 AM, Blogger Angel said...

Looks like a party! We don't understand why Mom yells, either!

 
At May 01, 2009 8:27 AM, Blogger The Creek Cats said...

Our mom likes to say that we have selective hearing!

 
At May 01, 2009 8:59 AM, Blogger Cheysuli and gemini said...

I don't see why humans always yell. We'll get down when we want to...

 
At May 01, 2009 12:12 PM, Blogger The Fluffy Tribe said...

it's not hard of hearing, it's selective hearing ~the FLuffy TRibe

 
At May 01, 2009 4:11 PM, Blogger Cat Street Boyz said...

Oh that sounds familiar...except when Mommy catches me, she just picks me up and puts me on the floor and whispers( No Toy, your Dad will catch you) yeh, I have her around my paw (snicker) and she has big containers of Clorox wipes ;)=^Y^=Toy

 
At May 01, 2009 5:30 PM, Blogger Max said...

Why do people exoect us to pay attention to them? It's not like they typically have anything to say worth listening to. Like, getting off the table. Why would a guy want to listen to that???

 
At May 01, 2009 5:50 PM, Blogger Fin said...

I'd be all over that too!

 
At May 01, 2009 6:37 PM, Blogger Derby said...

Max you have selective deafness!

 
At May 01, 2009 6:53 PM, Blogger The Island Cats said...

Hey Max...just tell her you got to inspect everything to make sure it's just right!

 
At May 02, 2009 12:10 AM, Blogger pippin, turtle, and ava said...

oh, this happens at our house ALLL the time!
in fact, mom is yelling at ava right now because she won't leave the fishtank alone. ava keeps looking at her but doing it anyway.
those parents. they think they have to say things a million times. don't they know by now that one or one hundred, it doesn't make any difference?

xo-pippin

 
At May 02, 2009 10:10 AM, Blogger Yoggi said...

Stay on that table. Babies are funny!

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At May 02, 2009 10:35 AM, Blogger Tristan and Crikey said...

Tell her to "talk to the paw."

 
At May 02, 2009 11:25 AM, Blogger Jan's Funny Farm said...

Way to go, Max. Never acknowledge direction/correction until you're done whatever you're doing.

 
At May 02, 2009 11:27 AM, Blogger Alex the Blogging Kat said...

O! Datz funz! I likez to in-vesti-gatez tingz on tablez! An I likez to pushez tingz off dem tablez onz to da floorz, 2! OK?

 
At May 04, 2009 5:00 AM, Blogger Zeus said...

I get myself into more trouble than good by investigating. I'm surprised by how patient your human pet was, Max. Maybe she could give mine some tips...

 
At May 04, 2009 2:15 PM, Blogger Sunny's Mommy said...

What's wrong with your Mom? You were just inspecting to make sure everything was purrfect. Right?

 
At May 11, 2009 1:22 PM, Blogger The Furry Kids said...

Hee hee!

 

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