Sorry, I didn't hear you
MOM
Max..what are you doing up there? Get down.
MAX(sniff sniff) This is the the bib thing that Blurpy wears when she eats. And here's her chair. That must mean she's coming over.
MOM
Get down, Max!
MAX
Hmmm...I wonder why is all this stuff here.
MOM
Get off the table!!
MAX
(sniff sniff) Why does this basket thing have a napkin in it? Oops....what was that? I must have knocked something over.
MOM
GET OFF THE TABLE!! You're knocking stuff over and stepping all over everything!!
MAX
What? Oh, are you talking to me?
MOM
Dammit...GET OFF THE TABLE!!
MAX
Well you don't have to shout, Mom. I'm not hard of hearing, you know!
posted by The Crew @ 3:20 AM
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Heehee!!! We haf "conversations" like that at owr howse too!
::purrs::
~Meeko & Kiara
Looks like a party! We don't understand why Mom yells, either!
Our mom likes to say that we have selective hearing!
I don't see why humans always yell. We'll get down when we want to...
it's not hard of hearing, it's selective hearing ~the FLuffy TRibe
Oh that sounds familiar...except when Mommy catches me, she just picks me up and puts me on the floor and whispers( No Toy, your Dad will catch you) yeh, I have her around my paw (snicker) and she has big containers of Clorox wipes ;)=^Y^=Toy
Why do people exoect us to pay attention to them? It's not like they typically have anything to say worth listening to. Like, getting off the table. Why would a guy want to listen to that???
I'd be all over that too!
Max you have selective deafness!
Hey Max...just tell her you got to inspect everything to make sure it's just right!
oh, this happens at our house ALLL the time!
in fact, mom is yelling at ava right now because she won't leave the fishtank alone. ava keeps looking at her but doing it anyway.
those parents. they think they have to say things a million times. don't they know by now that one or one hundred, it doesn't make any difference?
xo-pippin
Stay on that table. Babies are funny!
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Tell her to "talk to the paw."
Way to go, Max. Never acknowledge direction/correction until you're done whatever you're doing.
O! Datz funz! I likez to in-vesti-gatez tingz on tablez! An I likez to pushez tingz off dem tablez onz to da floorz, 2! OK?
I get myself into more trouble than good by investigating. I'm surprised by how patient your human pet was, Max. Maybe she could give mine some tips...
What's wrong with your Mom? You were just inspecting to make sure everything was purrfect. Right?
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