I Do NOT Snore!
MOM
Tipper wake up, you're snoring.
TIPPER
zzzz...mmmfff...wha?
MOM
You're snoring, dear.
TIPPER
What are you talking about?! I was merely resting my eyes. And besides, I don't snore.
MOM
Well I'm sorry, but you do.
TIPPER
That's impossible. Ladies don't snore, especially lady cats.
MOM
OK then. But whatever you're doing, could you do it more quietly please.
TIPPER
Hmmpff! I do not snore. Maybe George & Max do and we ALL know Dad does, but I don't...and neither does Misty!! I don't believe it for a second.
What do you think girls? Do we lady cats snore?
22 Comments:
No way!! We just breathe a little heavy somtimes when we sleep!
Zoey
We don't think you snore, Tipper. Not possible. But boy, does our human! She's an awful snorer, just like her maternal grandmother and her father. Runs in the family! We move away from her at night when she starts.
No way! It's sleep purring!!
Of course lady kittehs don't snore! How silly. (Toby does though).
Absolutely NOT!
I hates to say this Tipper, but my little sister, tiny as she is, snores like a freight train!
So I can imagine that you do to.
TK
I don't snore either, what Tipper sais!
Squashies
i definitely do not snore. the Audrey does not snore either as far as i can tell. my mommeh never snores. we are a house full of silent sleepers!
I don't snore, but my brother Connor does. Mama thinks it's cute! ~Lizzie
Yoo were PURRING, yeah, dat's it, purring in yoor sleep. Snoring, pft, dat's impossible, lady cats don't snore. Even if we did make noise, it's rude to wake us up to tell us we was snorin...um, purring, in our sleep.
Lola snores - our sister Lola snores all the time!! But we think that is caused because of the same reason that she kind of hums when she purrs. We don't know about any other ladycats though.
Sleep purring... we like that one! THAT'S what sis does!
- Curzon
NO way do Lady Cats snore!
We are telling on Grayce! She snores like a buzz saw...
Grayce: I do NOT!
heh heh
xx Lounge Kats
Heavy breathing!
M&K-We don't snore!
Momma: Oh yes, you most cerrtainly DO sonore!! The BOTH of you!!
M&K-Hrmph!!
We DONT snore. But mebbe we DO purr essesively loud sometimes...
One COULD mistake that fer snorin we spose.
That just shows a great napping spot has been found!
No we do not! Never! No way!
No, we do not snore! We breathe sweetly.
Cotton
Even the ManCats here at Casa Furry Bambino do not snore.
Cats snoozle, but they do NOT snore.
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel
Nope...not what so ever! Us lady cats do not makes a peep while we sleeps!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrs
I'll admit it... I snore.
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