Looking Innocent
GINO
Hi everyone, it's me, Gino.
Remember when I talked about our screen door? Well now Gramma is all mad that (cough) "someone" tore the screen part and we can get downstairs and that big dog can get in by us. She tried taping it with something called ducky tape, but "someone" wrecked that too.
So, who do you think did such a terrible thing, Grampa, and after all of Gramma's hard work, too? I'm pretty sure it must have been that dog who's always barking at me. You know, the one I don't like! All I know is, it wasn't ME! You know I'm completely innocent and I had nothing to do with it, right?
Uh, what's that, Grampa? When you took the torn tape off there was claw marks on it? Hmmm, I don't remember leaving claw marks. Um...I mean, I didn't see any claw marks! Bite marks, too? No, I didn't see any of those
either. You must need new glasses, Grampa. Hahahahaha!Hey, what are you doing?! I tore that screen so I could go downstairs whenever I want to!! Uh, no wait a minute, did I say that out loud? What I meant to say is, nice job, Grampa. Now that dog can't get up here and bother us.
posted by The Crew @ 4:29 AM
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My cats think you should just jump over it!
Gino, we know you're being framed for this!
Of course you could jump over it; our Nicki certainly would! MOL!
Oh Gino, maybe you need to be out and about with the other cats and the dog?
...don't fence me in!
We used to have a baby gate to keep the woofers from us, but now we have a french door with glass in it and e'rything. Petey pounds on it when he wants to visit the woofers. We're not allowed in that part of the house cause we jump up on the table and the counters. Humom says we can go out there when we get older and stop bein' all jumpily.
Whoops! Kinda let the cat outta the bag with the claw and toofie marks!
Definitely blame it on the woofie!!
Hi Gino! We think you are totally innocent - we know you wouldn't wreck the screen! Mom has considered using a screen for Lola's room but still hasn't done it, because she knows it will get wrecked at our house too. That new screen looks like it will be a lot harder for whoever wrecked the last one to wreck!
No, no, Gino, never ever admit to anything, not even with a slip of the tongue.
Oh man, saying things out loud will give it away effury time!
Gino, Be careful what you say unless you can claim you were on nip at the time!
I would blame it on the woofie for sure.. Hugs GJ x
*sigh* Gino, it's always the orange cat who gets the blame.
Your innocent friend, Zoe
I know it wasn't you Gino, just like I didn't break that vase the other day, or leave two piles of spew on the carpet...
I believe you Gino! I think it was some other cat in your neighbourhood!
Of course it couldn't have been you Gino. You wuz framed!
We agree, jump over it. Otherwise Gino, we believe you. The dog did it.
you might need a lawyer Gino
We're not sayin annything about who is ta blame. But that work by Grampa reminds us of when TBT hadda screen in the space unner the basement stairs cuz "one of us" was poopin in there... An since one side had the workbench and stored tools an the other had only a 2'x2' crawlspace entry, it was really hard fer him to clean up in there.
Gino, how tall is it? Can you jump it or climb it to the top and then jump down the other side?
Good luck!
Purrs,
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel,
(& fosters Hunter, Sunny, Sky, Silver, and Rico)
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