Hi everyone, it's me, Gino.
Remember when I talked about our screen door? Well now Gramma is all mad that (cough) "someone" tore the screen part and we can get downstairs and that big dog can get in by us. She tried taping it with something called ducky tape, but "someone" wrecked that too.
So, who do you think did such a terrible thing, Grampa, and after all of Gramma's hard work, too? I'm pretty sure it must have been that dog who's always barking at me. You know, the one I don't like! All I know is, it wasn't ME! You know I'm completely innocent and I had nothing to do with it, right?
Uh, what's that, Grampa? When you took the torn tape off there was claw marks on it? Hmmm, I don't remember leaving claw marks. Um...I mean, I didn't see any claw marks! Bite marks, too? No, I didn't see any of those either. You must need new glasses, Grampa. Hahahahaha!
Hey, what are you doing?! I tore that screen so I could go downstairs whenever I want to!! Uh, no wait a minute, did I say that out loud? What I meant to say is, nice job, Grampa. Now that dog can't get up here and bother us.