Window Time Alone
Yesterday Mom opened our bedroom window and, luckily, I was the closest one so I got up here first!!
What are you doing?
I'm looking outside. And, I was here first!
Mom...tell her she has to share with me.
Sorry Max, she was there first. Besides, you're such a big guy I don't think there's room for both of you up there.
Is Mom saying I'm fat?
Um...(ahem)...uh, have you ever noticed how narrow our window sills are?
Are YOU saying I'm fat?! 'Cause in case you were, I'm not you know. I just have big furs.