Seeing The Mouse
Mom and Dad are getting ready to see The Mouse...
What? Mom saw a mouse? Where is it...WHERE?! I'll get it!
(sigh) I didn't say Mom saw "a" mouse. I said they're going to see "The Mouse".
You mean... (bows head)
Yes. Everyone say it with me...(bows head)...M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
Who will take care of us while they're gone?
Don't worry. Brother J will be here. He'll be sure we have food and water.
Why are Mom and Dad leaving us?
Because Sister B's husband is running with The Mouse and Mom is going to help out with our Girl and our new blurpy Boy. I heard Dad say he's going to take our Girl to ride on flying elephants and sit in teacups.
You know, I just don't understand humans. Any cat would think running with a mouse was a great idea, but why would anyone want to go somewhere to ride on flying elephants and sit in a teacup?
I know what you mean. Humans are very strange and some things just can't be explained, Tipp.
Anyway, we'll see you all when Mom gets back!