Let's Talk About Me
Sometimes Dad and I watch television together and last night was no different. He patted the cushion next to him and said "Come on, George, we can watch wrestling and talk about Ralphie". Just so you know, Ralphie is my cousin cat who weighs 35 lb. He lives with my Uncle Jim.
Now, I like being close to Dad and all that, but doesn't he understand that I don't want to talk about Ralphie? Why would I want to talk about some other cat when I can talk about my favorite subject ... ME!