My New Catgrass
TIPPERSee my new catgrass? It's all mine and Mom got it from the grocery store just for ME! It's so fresh and tender, I can't wait to try it so I hope you don't mind if I (bite) just take a few tiny nibbles while I (munch) talk to you. Mmmm...it's so cool and delicious.
Do you know how I know (bitebite) Mom got it for me? 'Cause I'm the only one in our family that (munchslurp) likes catgrass, that's how (chompchomp) I know Mom loves me best.
MOMI love all of you the same. I got it for you because I know how much you like it.
TIPPER
Thank you, Mom. (whispers) I still think she loves me best.
Mmm...this is (slurpslurp) so great because (bitebitebite) I don't have to share it and, oh yes...so good, and (munchmunch) and that way it keeps growing and (slurpmunch) it lasts a (chompchomp) lot longer.
Of course (bitebite) Zero dear, (munchmunch) if you'd like to (slurpchomp) come by, (bitebitemunch) I'd be happy to (munchbite) share (chompbite) with (slurpmunch) you.
Oh my, this is starting to look a little uneven, isn't it. And I was only going to take a few small bites.
Well, no matter. I'll just (bitebitebite) take some from over here, and (bitebitebite) here and maybe a few (chompchomp) pieces on this side.....
posted by The Crew @ 3:55 AM
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16 Comments:
Ohhh, grass, ive never had that, is it yummy?!
Enjoy your grass!
What a great grass!! My kitties love it but I always get the kind you grow and I kill it :(
You do love your cat grass don't you? I am certain she loves you best too.
thanks for reminding me to go out and buy cat grass!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha! You are a girl after my own heart, Tipper! And you know what the best part is? In a few minutes, you can go find the best rug in the house (or maybe a pillowcase) and bomit all that grass right up!
This accomplishes two things: It makes room for more (a good thing, right?
AND
Number Two, Better than any other method, it says a rousing Thank You to the Human for buying it for you!
I wanna know where you yakked it all up!
Cat grass is 2 times the fun - it's fun to eat, and it's fun to barf up!
Your grass looks lovely and fresh and tasty.
Tipper, that grass looks so yummy!! I got me some grass to nom on too...'cept mine is outside!!
Wally
LOL that cracked us up!
Angel is our cat grass lover. .Mom needs to get her some fresh!
Um, you might want to only chew one corner at a time, Tipper, we munched ours all ove and it ended up DEAD! Dead grass does not taste at all nommy.
So that's how you keep your girlish figure---your own personal salad bar!
Wow - we have never had grass! Is it a special kind? Oliver and Ruby
Tipper, this made Mama giggle right out loud! That grass looks yummy! Glad you enjoyed it.
Love,
Tazo
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