My New Catgrass
See my new catgrass? It's all mine and Mom got it from the grocery store just for ME! It's so fresh and tender, I can't wait to try it so I hope you don't mind if I (bite) just take a few tiny nibbles while I (munch) talk to you. Mmmm...it's so cool and delicious.
Do you know how I know (bitebite) Mom got it for me? 'Cause I'm the only one in our family that (munchslurp) likes catgrass, that's how (chompchomp) I know Mom loves me best.
I love all of you the same. I got it for you because I know how much you like it.
Thank you, Mom. (whispers) I still think she loves me best.
Mmm...this is (slurpslurp) so great because (bitebitebite) I don't have to share it and, oh yes...so good, and (munchmunch) and that way it keeps growing and (slurpmunch) it lasts a (chompchomp) lot longer.
Of course (bitebite) Zero dear, (munchmunch) if you'd like to (slurpchomp) come by, (bitebitemunch) I'd be happy to (munchbite) share (chompbite) with (slurpmunch) you.
Oh my, this is starting to look a little uneven, isn't it. And I was only going to take a few small bites.
Well, no matter. I'll just (bitebitebite) take some from over here, and (bitebitebite) here and maybe a few (chompchomp) pieces on this side.....