I'm having a problem and hope my friends can help me. Well actually, I've got 2 problems but I'll talk about them separately.
The first problem is, I've been peeing out of the box and Mom's getting really upset about it. Remember when I helped Dad put a new floor in our house? Well, my peeing made that floor come apart in 4 places. Mom says it's "delaminating" and has to be replaced. She also had to shampoo the dining room rug, throw out the rug in the room with the big bed in it, throw out 2 suitcases and take the cushion covers off the couch to wash them.
So, yesterday I had to go to the VET 'cause Mom was worried that I might be sick. I might have put these scratches on Mom's arm when she picked me up to force me into the carrier, but it was totally not my fault! To show her how I felt about that, I peed and pooped in the carrier!!
The VET people were OK but they stole my blood without even asking me first. Then they tried to steal my pee, too, but I didn't let them! They sent some plastic pellets home with Mom and I had to spend the night in the bathroom 'til I peed in a box so Mom could get some of it. After I did, she let me out.
My tests all came back OK, thank Bast, so I'm not sick or anything which is a relief, but here's the second problem. The VET said I weigh 23.5 lb. and that I'm f...(cough)...she said I'm fa...(sigh)...OK fine, I'll say it. She said I'm FAT! Now I have to be re-litterbox trained plus I have to go on a DIET!!
So, here's where I need your help. Have any of you had a peeing problem and what did you do about it? Second, and most important, how do I convince Mom that I don't need to go on a diet?!