Before she leaves the house and when she gets home, Mom checks to see where each Crew member is. Most times we're hanging around in the kitchen or family room, or maybe sleeping on the big bed. Before the 3 cats upstairs came to live here, one of us might have been upstairs but we can't go any higher than the top of the steps now 'cause of the door.
Anyway, yesterday when she got home Mom saw everyone except me. She called and called and looked all over for me. Finally she saw me in the front hall and she asked me where I'd been and why I didn't answer her.
Why? I heard her and I was fine. And besides, I knew where I was!!
Sorry Mom, but there are certain things I can't tell you. A guy can't reveal his best hiding places.