Don't Be on the Naughty List
GEORGE
I've been pretty good this year. In fact, I'm proud to say I'm the best cat in this house, so I wasn't going to talk about Santa coming soon, and being naughty or nice, until Mom showed me this. Since I know for a fact that, although I've been good, there have been a few "incidents" with the other cats around here, so I thought maybe I should speak on this subject 'specially for the young ones who have no experience with Santa.
We don't live with a dog, thank Bast, but we do have the white dust mop, Shasta, and the grey menace, Reyna, who visit now and then. I think it's important I meet with the other cats here to figure out a plan to blame all the "incidents" on them. And, if we do this right, we can work our Girl and our Boy into this plan somehow since they always seem to be making messes.
If you don't have a dog or young humans to blame, then you'd better start planning your strategy on how to handle the "incidents", and I KNOW you all have some! I suggest you don't waste any time, though, since Santa will be coming very soon and you don't want to be on his Naughty List!!
posted by The Crew @ 4:09 AM
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Thanks for the reminder, George. I have a lot of explaining to do!
--Spunky Doodle
Oh oh oh. What am I going to do. I am actually a very good kitty, but I have a 6th sense about when Ms. C doesn't want me to do something, and that makes me want to do it SO BAD. How do YOU deal with those feelings??
Purrs
Abby Normal
Everything here gets blamed on Binga.
I disagree! Tipper is the bestest cat <3! I hope santa is extra nice to her.
MOL! Hm... who can I blame my incident on?!?! No other cats in our hose... no woofies... maybe I'll say that neighbor cat Biscuit did it, HA, makes up for all that hissing he does at me!
We are pretty certain that Santa forgives "incidents" as long as they are occasional. We certain because in spite of "incidents, we get prezzies evry year. Santa HAS to be at LEAST as forgiving of those things as The Big Thing, an HE forgives us no matter WHAT we do.
We don't have woofies or little beans to blame...so we just blame each other and that usually works for us!!
We do not have a doggy or any that come to visit. We do have a little human grand son that comes over some. maybe we can figure out how to blame him!
We don't do any asplaning or blaming, Santa knows kitties are nice no matter what da insidences are...if not we would neffur get anything fur Krissymouse!
Not worried, we will get prezzies, no matter what. Mum is good that way.
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