Don't Be on the Naughty List
I've been pretty good this year. In fact, I'm proud to say I'm the best cat in this house, so I wasn't going to talk about Santa coming soon, and being naughty or nice, until Mom showed me this. Since I know for a fact that, although I've been good, there have been a few "incidents" with the other cats around here, so I thought maybe I should speak on this subject 'specially for the young ones who have no experience with Santa.
We don't live with a dog, thank Bast, but we do have the white dust mop, Shasta, and the grey menace, Reyna, who visit now and then. I think it's important I meet with the other cats here to figure out a plan to blame all the "incidents" on them. And, if we do this right, we can work our Girl and our Boy into this plan somehow since they always seem to be making messes.
If you don't have a dog or young humans to blame, then you'd better start planning your strategy on how to handle the "incidents", and I KNOW you all have some! I suggest you don't waste any time, though, since Santa will be coming very soon and you don't want to be on his Naughty List!!