Hi everybody. I thought you might be wondering what's been going on around here recently so I'll tell you.
Mom's bad back has been very bad and she takes lots of pills to make it not hurt. She says her back has been extra bad 'cause she's been busy tearing wallpaper and packing boxes plus cleaning up all the messes our Boy makes. When she sits down to rest, I get on her lap and make biscuits to help her feel better. All this work has helped Mom lose weight and she says she's 25 lb. from her goal of getting back into a size 10. I don't know what a size 10 is, but Mom is happy about it so it must be something good.
Um, let's see, what else? Oh yeah, Tipper did a big throw up in Mom's shoe and Mom didn't find out 'til she was ready to pick up our Girl from preschool. She said lots of words on the bad word list 'cause she had to find another pair of shoes in a hurry.
Talk about bad words, Dad said lots and lots of them a few days ago when Mom's car wouldn't start and he had to make it go again. We all watched from the front window. Then this morning we watched again when a big truck took Dad's car away when it wouldn't start. Dad is not happy.
George had a bad cold and got shot with medicine, but he's feeling better now. He was getting skinny so now he has a can of stinky goodness every day. We all help him eat it.
Max is still being naughty and peeing out of the litterbox. Mom had to take off the couch cushion covers and wash them, then she sprayed some nice smelling stuff all around.
Of course, I have been very good and today I snoopervised Mom tear off wallpaper upstairs. I don't usually go up there 'cause that's where Tiger, Cricket and Gino live and I don't like them, but it was important that I help Mom. I still hiss at Tiger 'cause she always wants to sit by Mom and she's MY Mom, not Tiger's. Mom says I should be nice to her 'cause she doesn't have Mom, just a Dad, but she smells weird.
Well, that's all for now.