A 16 Year Old Geezer
GEORGE
Mom? MOM!!
MOM
What? What's wrong?! Are you OK?
GEORGE
I'm fine, but we have something of the utmost importance to discuss. You made a terrible mistake!
MOM
What mistake?
GEORGE
When you did my purrthday post last year you told everyone that I was16. I was 15 then and I'm 16 on this purrthday.
MOM
Hold on a second, let me check. Let's see 1997-2013...you're right, you're 16 now. Sorry, dear.
GEORGEIt's bad enough I'm an old geezer. I don't want to be older than I already am!
MOM
Well, would my 16 year old guy enjoy a little 'nip?
GEORGE
Open this...quick!!
posted by The Crew @ 3:00 AM
17Meows By You
17 Comments:
Happy birthday, it's really hard to keep track when you have so many!
Happy Birthday, George! Nip always makes everything better! Have a great day!
Happy birthday, George! Nip can go a long way to atoning for your human's failings. :-D
Happy Purrday!!!!!!! You don't look a day over 6. Don't suppose you want to share the nip?
Have a wonderful day.
George, Many of the Mom's like to repeat years so they are younger than they are. Maybe you should be 15 this year since you missed it last year!
Happy Birthday for your second Sweet Sixteen! May it be as good as the mistaken one!
Happy 2nd 16th Birfday George!
Happy Birthday George ! You're 16, wow ! You still look fit and well ! Loupi and Zorro
Happy 16th Birthday George, you look great for a senior pussycat. Now a whole tub of Cosmic 'nip is a cool thing, but don't overdo it!
Gerry & Mungo
PS: Yeah, actually, do over do it, a fella is only 16 once!
A Very Happy B-Day to you, George! You don't look a day over 6 in our eyes! Purrs...
Happy 16th birthday, George! Humans - they can't even do math well!
Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday George!!! ><(((º>
Every year is a good year George! Happy Birthday to you!!
Celebrate well, my friend! Sixteen is a big deal!
Happy Birthday, George! Humans have so much trouble keeping track of time. Jan has done the same thing to us a time or two.
Happy Birthday George! So sorry we are a bit late! You look very handsome!
Happy 16th Birthday to you George!
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