Monday, January 14, 2008

Hurricane Reyna

GEORGE

My quiet, serene home has been invaded by a big, hairy monster!! You're probably thinking, "George, what on earth is happening there? Is it a giant tarantula, a skunk, Bigfoot?" No friends, it's none of those. It's this...it's Hurricane Reyna, the 5 month old puppy who leaves a path of destruction in her wake.

Having Shasta (my human sister B's dog) visit is bad enough, but at least she's more my size and I taught her in no uncertain terms that I'M the boss here. She's actually afraid of me and yields to me if we pass in the hallway!!

No offense intended to all you dogs out there, but Reyna is stupid. How many times do I have to swipe her on the nose before she realizes I don't want her to sniff me?! I don't want her to follow me around, I don't want her to corner me and bark in my face, jump at me or bother me while I"m eating.

I've complained until my meower has all but given out, but after 5 days she's STILL HERE!! Mom says it's only for a few more days while B recuperates from an emergency appendectomy but friends, I have to admit, my nerves are shot. I'm frazzled and worn out from the incessant barking as well as Mom hollering "Reyna, NO!" every 2 seconds.

Do you think they make ear plugs in Mancat size?

41 Comments:

At January 14, 2008 10:35 AM, Blogger Daisy said...

Poor George! Why on earth will Reyna not listen to reason?

 
At January 14, 2008 12:38 PM, Blogger TT said...

Oh poor George! That woofie should know that YOU are boss not it!! I this is why I do's not like woofies much, they NEVER listen to reason.

 
At January 14, 2008 12:53 PM, Blogger Tybalt said...

How horrible for you, George! Some doggies are just hard on a kitty's nerves. It sounds like Reyna doesn't know how to behave around a mature mancat. Hopefully she will be gone soon and you can relax in peace.

 
At January 14, 2008 1:35 PM, Blogger William said...

George, how terrible for you! You could come here--my mom does yell "Russell, no!" but only about every 5 minutes now.

 
At January 14, 2008 1:48 PM, Blogger The Furry Kids said...

Oh, George! This is terrible news. Tazo and I are very, very lucky - Titus doesn't bark much. But The Dawg Who Came Before? She wouldn't shut up. And she didn't like kitties much. It is hard on the ears. Hang in there, buddy. I wish I could send you some ear plugs.

EG

 
At January 14, 2008 2:39 PM, Blogger muffinmidi said...

George, I'm so sorry you have to endure such abuse.Reyna sounds like one of those woofies that never learns proper behavior around cats.You might have to whack her to teach her.Maybe next time she'll go to a kennel.Ihope B. is feeling better,though.Medical problems are neve fun.

 
At January 14, 2008 3:13 PM, Blogger Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

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At January 14, 2008 4:15 PM, Blogger Charlotte said...

Too terrible! Good thing my place to too small to accommodate any doggie visitor. Hey George, do you reckon we look alike?

 
At January 14, 2008 4:29 PM, Blogger The Meezers said...

don't they make prozac for dogs? or couldn't you slip some turkey in her foods so that she gets sleepy? or warm milk?

 
At January 14, 2008 4:43 PM, Blogger Cheysuli and gemini said...

George I hope that Reyna's human gets well soon so that you can get better. I hate to think of you as completely frazzled!

 
At January 14, 2008 5:34 PM, Blogger Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh poor you! Is Reyna hard of hearing? Does she not understand plain Cat English? Sheesh!

 
At January 15, 2008 12:57 AM, Blogger Dragonheart & Merlin said...

George, we are sorry to hear that your territory has been invaded. Some woofies are wonderful, but others aren't as nice. We hope your home will be back to normal soon.

 
At January 15, 2008 2:02 AM, Blogger michico*Adan said...

Oah, how come~~~
Let me give you a hug, George!!

 
At January 15, 2008 2:24 AM, Blogger snowforest said...

Those woofies sure can be strange at times ~ we hope everything gets back to normal soon...

Sending you love and purrs from the SnowForest family :)

 
At January 15, 2008 3:15 AM, Blogger Yoggie said...

Oh dear! Poor George. That sounds really awful. Perhaps you can put something in your ears so that you don't hear him barking anymore. Besides, on top of the fridge is always a secure place. Dogs never get there.

 
At January 15, 2008 3:39 AM, Blogger Ramses said...

Oh boy I'z not sure how you can cope with this situation! But I'z sure My Mummy has some earplugs for when Dad snores iffen you'd like them... ;)

 
At January 15, 2008 4:55 AM, Blogger Parker said...

George, that sux. Really...

 
At January 15, 2008 6:54 AM, Blogger Sunny's Mommy said...

I think she's like that because she's 5 months old. Puppies can be kind of stupid, for a long time. I'd start smacking her harder and using your claws more often ;-)

 
At January 15, 2008 8:12 AM, Blogger Chance said...

HOLY CWAP! Dat doz not sownd lyke fun at all. Hang in der an soon enuff tings will gets bakk to normal. But iff yoo canna wate dat long, do wats I do...Put da bitey on her tale!! Full cwaws on da hiney too. Dat'll teech em.

 
At January 15, 2008 10:42 AM, Blogger Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Hang in there! And why not demand some oven-baked free-range, corn-fed chicken when this ordeal is over?

I know how trying it is to have a dog around... believe me. I must say that our dog got the message pretty darned quick -- no sniffing my butt and no following me around and no laying on me.

 
At January 15, 2008 11:45 AM, Blogger Monkee said...

Ugh. Dog invasion. I feel sorry for you guys. If you need to escape, you're more than welcome to stop over for a bit.

 
At January 15, 2008 12:31 PM, Blogger Tripper the Psyko Stray Cat said...

WANT ME TO COME OVER AND BUNNYKIK THAT STOOPID REYNA DAWG?????

 
At January 15, 2008 1:19 PM, Blogger Queen Snickers or Empress said...

Ugg, that sounds like the woofie momma and daddy rescued in a storm about a year ago. She was huge and would BARK and BARK at me. I know she needed help, who ever had her before neglected her or she had been on her own for a long time but I was really happy when they found her a new forever home. ~Queen Snickers

 
At January 15, 2008 2:40 PM, Blogger Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh George, we did not realize it was so bad! Maybe yoo should come over hear fur awhile. Speedy will let yoo haf his spot on da sofa and no woofies will bother yoo. Bring da fambly, we can all lounge on da big bed and den haf some temptations...

 
At January 15, 2008 2:40 PM, Blogger Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh George, we did not realize it was so bad! Maybe yoo should come over hear fur awhile. Speedy will let yoo haf his spot on da sofa and no woofies will bother yoo. Bring da fambly, we can all lounge on da big bed and den haf some temptations...

 
At January 15, 2008 2:52 PM, Blogger Gandalf & Grayson said...

We are so sorry George that you must endure such puppy mania. We know it's probably of little consolation, but at least her visit is temporary. Our Mom tried to adopt 2 big puppies last year... let's just say we helped her change her mind. =^..^=

 
At January 15, 2008 3:09 PM, Blogger Caesar and Princess said...

YOu need a vacation! STAT

 
At January 15, 2008 3:32 PM, Blogger The Furry Fighter said...

do the whapping with with you claws OUT - puppies are a pain, they do not understand the value of sleep and rest sadly.

i hope B's op goes well and it all goes back to normal for you all soon xxx

 
At January 15, 2008 6:03 PM, Blogger PB & J said...

Yep - our woofie is dumb as a stump too. You can smack her in the nose all day and never get through to her.

 
At January 16, 2008 5:10 AM, Blogger Millie said...

Wow, a weird woofie! I wouldn't like that in my house either!

Mom is dying of anticipation. You guys gotta open that package!

 
At January 16, 2008 8:34 AM, Blogger me...Fat Eddy said...

Yikes, dis relly sucks. me and brofur ed has none advices fer youze ecept keep on whappin 'im on dat nose and purr-eps hez gonna stop wiff dat sniffin. Youze can also jump off verra high and drop stuffs on him. Dat mite work.

Bye luv from Phinny dat boycat (Ize not a babee cat no more)

 
At January 16, 2008 10:21 AM, Blogger Ariel said...

"Wow" sounds like no fun.Maybe you should hide.

 
At January 16, 2008 11:15 AM, Blogger Tesla said...

oh noes! maybe you should bites hims!

Thats what i would dos, cuz, i have no clawzies... tanks to momma... i would hiss and bite hims!

 
At January 16, 2008 1:30 PM, Blogger Junior said...

Well if they don't make earplugs in your size, maybe your should try earmuffs!

 
At January 16, 2008 2:56 PM, Blogger Fat Eric said...

Oh George, that is terrible!
If a d-o-g moved in with me, I'd move out! You are furry tolerant I think. use the claws more and the d-o-g might get the message!!!

 
At January 16, 2008 3:37 PM, Blogger TT said...

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At January 16, 2008 9:17 PM, Blogger Team Tabby said...

Come to our blog, we have something for you!

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At January 17, 2008 2:54 PM, Blogger Charlotte said...

Your situation is not nice. You can all come and spend some time with me. What a hoot that would be when SMS comes back and finds a housefull of kitties.

I have posted a game on my blog. As you are veterans of CB, you should have no trouble with the answers. Test your skill!

 
At January 17, 2008 3:28 PM, Blogger goldenshade said...

Wow sounds really awful!!!!! Try hiding under the covers in a bed, making yourself very flat. I have no experience with those creatures. Watch your back.

 
At January 17, 2008 11:50 PM, Blogger Black Cat said...

You poor thing! Have your beans got an ipod you could borrow to drown out the sound?

If it helps, come over to my blog to pick up an award I have given you:) xxx

 
At January 18, 2008 8:30 AM, Blogger Nermal, Nico, Virgil, and Maggie said...

George, we hopes you're still hanging in there okay! Hopefully Reyna has learned to listen to you by now. (^_~)

 

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