The Astrology Report - Part II
GEORGE
(speaking to siblings about his horoscope) If you'll all just be quiet for a second, I'm trying to explain how closely my horoscope matches my personality. The report that Mom got from Samson & Delilah's Mom Karen is so right on it's almost like she interviewed me personally!
TIPPER
Well, how come you got a full horoscope report and we just got a paragraph?!
GEORGE
Because to do a full horoscope, you need to know the date, place and time you were born. Mom knows my purrthday and where I was born because I was born at the shelter and they have a record of it, but she doesn't know the exact time. With the rest of you, she only knows the approximate date and nothing else.
MISTY
It's not fair!!
MAXYeah, and besides Tipper & my description says that we Taurus cats are FAT!!
GEORGE
It doesn't say you're fat. It says you're "creatures of comfort".
TIPPER
Hmmfff! Everyone knows "creatures of comfort" is just code for FAT and I don't want to talk about it any more!
MAX
Neither do I!!
MISTY
Me either.
GEORGE
(sigh) All I was trying to do was tell about my horoscope. Friends, if you think you can get your horoscope done without starting a war in your house, contact Karen to get yours.
posted by The Crew @ 9:10 AM
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21 Comments:
George, you get no respect. We would love to hear your horoscope.
Oh man, we wonder how many kittie's beans know der actual purrthday...most of us were actually found "after" da fact.
That is all very interesting!
We are still waiting to hear your horoscope George! The Woman has done mine. She says she is a very good amateur astrologer with everything except transits--which are about predicting and she says she is not very good at that!
I am a very sensitive cat--but you all knew that didn't you?
Thats interesting :)
( My mommy sad I am to fat :(
I am now on a diet.)
I now how you are feeling !!!!
MOL!!! that was a funny post! thanx for stopping by and leaving your purrdays with us! Hope to see you stop again! Have a purrfect day!
The Kool~Kittie~Krew
aka...Skeeter, King, & Pandora
You just can't please those Taurus cats....
I think you really got them worried about those horoscopes, that's why they kept interrupting you.
George, we hope you get to post your horoscope!
Thanks for posting this!
By the way, our Mommy is a Taurus also and she says she is NOT fat :)
Creature of comfort is fat code? That explains alot.
Poor George. We'd like to hear about your horrorscope! Er, horoscope! ;)
Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew
Hey do you guys know where I am this week?
Great looking group of cats! Thanks for visiting my page earlier...
Thanks for playing my eyewatch game George. You got 4 right! #1-elephant, #4-bird(flamingo), #5-bird(duck), #12-squirrel. Your guess for #8 was not correct and you are right, it will be impossible for someone to get them all right!
your friend,
Bruce the cat:)
Ladies, I prefer the term, "traditionally built". Which is beautiful!
I wonder how accurate such a report would be. I might have to look closer at this. I probably would have been convinced to do so right away if I had heard your horoscope, George!
You kitties are so funny! I'm sure your horoscope meant "creature of comfort" in the best possible way. .
I think your figures are fine!
Wow a horoscope, I didn't even know what day I was born until recently when the humans were sent my old vaccination certificate from when I was a kitten (and lived with someone else). FAZ
Well, your Max looks like my Uncle MaxMaxx--and he's little big boned too. Love the picture--says it all!
We line da litter box wif that stuff.
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