We want to thank everybody who gave us ideas about how to help with my problems. Mom looked at the "Happy Litterbox" website (thanks, Chey!) and got some information about things to help cats who don't use their litterboxes. With me it's just peeing. I always poop in the litterbox and I'm quite proud of my stink bombs!
Tonight, after it gets dark, Mom is going around with the blacklight to look for spots that will show up 'cause this morning she found a pee I did last night on the glass-topped dining room table. Then she shouted some words on the bad word list and said how "everything stinks around here" and that I might have to live in the bathroom 'cause I'm "ruining everything in this house".
Purr for me friends, that Mom can find some stuff to help me. She's going to visit all the pet stores tomorrow.